Severe upset stomach & excruciating pain..
Schmunkee wrote (see)
Is it just me or has that made it made everyone just sit up a little bit straighter and wince? *turning pale just at the thought*
Is it just me or has that made it made everyone just sit up a little bit straighter and wince?
*turning pale just at the thought*
aaah well I will tell you anyway
Postman goes about his duties has a bundle of letters in one hand and a parcel in the other
ding dong on the door
bark bark from big dog inside
bloke anwers the door holding giant German Shepard dog by the collar
postman takes one step back dog lunges and sinks teeth into postmans groin
dog shakes postmans groin violently postman screams and collapses
dog bundled indoors postman staggers to van checks nethers lots and lots of blood drives to hospital loses lots of blood tranfusions, legs and nuts recieve multiple stitches and then postman has 6 months off
the incident happened before the dangerous dogs act he refused to have the animal put down or even control it so we stopped deliviring to his house and threatened to boycott the street as the dog wasnt secure in the garden
union and Royal mail threaten to sue him eventually dog was destroyed
sad really lovelly looking dog but there you go
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