Needed an ambulance last night..

Schmunkee wrote (see)

Is it just me or has that made it made everyone just sit up a little bit straighter and wince?

*turning pale just at the thought*

aaah well I will tell you anyway

Postman goes about his duties has a bundle of letters in one hand and a parcel in the other

ding dong on the door

bark bark from big dog inside

bloke anwers the door holding giant German Shepard dog by the collar

postman takes one step back  dog lunges and sinks teeth into postmans groin

dog shakes postmans groin violently postman screams and collapses

dog bundled indoors postman staggers to van  checks nethers lots and lots of blood drives to hospital loses lots of blood tranfusions, legs and nuts recieve multiple stitches and then postman has 6 months off

the incident happened before the dangerous dogs act he refused to have the animal put down or even control it so we stopped deliviring to his house and threatened to boycott the street as the dog wasnt secure in the garden

union and Royal mail threaten to sue him eventually dog was destroyed

 sad really lovelly looking dog but there you go