Pooping Problem

When ever I go for a nice run I end up pooping my self?

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03/07/2013 at 13:43

WHEN I last went jogging last time I ended up shiting myself, this is really awkward as I run with my boyfriend Ben. He finds it incredibly unattractive. And screamed HOLY SHIT WEAR A BUTT PLUG.

If anyone can help that'd be fantastic!

03/07/2013 at 13:54

Change your boy friend ? 

03/07/2013 at 13:58

Good suggestion, Dave! 

03/07/2013 at 14:09

Have you tried Amazon? They sell most things.

03/07/2013 at 14:16

you could also try Boots for a cure

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but I hear that the shit can leak through the laceholes....

 

BADOOM..tssshhhhhh...

03/07/2013 at 14:18

Pampers Active Fit ? 

03/07/2013 at 14:19

Really, really, really tight compression shorts?

03/07/2013 at 14:22

Doctor, Doctor  I've got the shits. When did you notice ? When I took my bike clips off 

03/07/2013 at 14:43

Nice bit of trolling  - absolutely top class! 

03/07/2013 at 14:56

Sorry cannot help, but, on the subject a friend of mine (a farmer) was out in the fields with the tractor when he was caught short, shall we say. He semi-discretely pulled his boiler suit down and squatted next to the tractor....

Put the boiler suit back on and felt a warm feeling travelling slowly down his back....

He had failed to think about where the top of the boiler suit was whilst pooping....

That must have been a long drive back to the farmhouse.....

 

 

 

03/07/2013 at 14:57

Run in your bath. When you shit simply hose yourself down and continue.

Pudge    pirate
03/07/2013 at 15:28
Larz Anya wrote (see)

WHEN I last went jogging last time I ended up shiting myself, this is really awkward as I run with my boyfriend Ben. He finds it incredibly unattractive. And screamed HOLY SHIT WEAR A BUTT PLUG.

If anyone can help that'd be fantastic!

 

An old wine cork makes a great alternative to a butt plug.

03/07/2013 at 15:31
SideBurn wrote (see)

Sorry cannot help, but, on the subject a friend of mine (a farmer) was out in the fields with the tractor when he was caught short, shall we say. He semi-discretely pulled his boiler suit down and squatted next to the tractor....

Put the boiler suit back on and felt a warm feeling travelling slowly down his back....

He had failed to think about where the top of the boiler suit was whilst pooping....

That must have been a long drive back to the farmhouse.....

 

I have heard of someone doing similar in a one piece ski suit with an integrated hood - you know exactly where it ended up don't you?.....

03/07/2013 at 16:23

LOL - someone came on here with the intention of shocking people - should have done their research!! a regular topic of discussion on here!!!

03/07/2013 at 16:32
Grendel3 wrote (see)

LOL - someone came on here with the intention of shocking people - should have done their research!! a regular topic of discussion on here!!!

Either that or it is an actual plea for someone to lend her a butt plug. Perhaps Karen  can help 

03/07/2013 at 16:43

I presumed it was a him?

03/07/2013 at 16:48

Well, there is a boyfriend called Ben - of course it doesn't mean it's not a he but it did suggest to me it was more likely a she.

03/07/2013 at 16:52

There were one dwarves knocking around in the clubhouse the other day, couldn't you jam one of them in ? 

03/07/2013 at 16:57

SAP - I presumed it was what two boys get up to that was causing the problem - of course boys and girls get up to that too but they have more options so it does not tend to be such a problem.

03/07/2013 at 17:58

What a sh*t O.P!

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