Isn't moustache a difficult word to spell, have never used it in any of my great compositions to date, including the epic letter of complaint about my speeding ticket.
I digress, perhaps the moustache could be lifted whole and displayed in perpetuity (another word I've never used before) in the FLM hall of fame. Could go alongside a rhino suit and a v large jar of vaseline.
Shona, well done indeed