Highest bidder for my VLM place gets it!

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LIVERBIRD    pirate
02/04/2012 at 15:54
I have one pair of laddered tights from a loose woman Dave was seeing and half a kit kat?
02/04/2012 at 15:58

I've already got one but wouldnt mind a spare..... just in case.

Do you take monopoly money?

LIVERBIRD    pirate
02/04/2012 at 16:01

Sod off Emmy!

I saw it first

02/04/2012 at 16:04

ooh - that's quite snazzy. I'm currently in jail after missing go, not collecting my £200 but I could definitely do it on no training.

@LB - It's up to KK to decide which offer she likes best.... and some laddered tights from one of Dave's floosies doesnt sound too appealing to me 

Kryten    pirate
02/04/2012 at 16:05
I bid a 1993 Cabbage Patch Ten finishers t-shirt (only one hole and two stains from unidentified body fluids).
02/04/2012 at 16:10

Ooh Kryten - I think i'd give up my VLM place for that!

02/04/2012 at 16:11
I've got a Herbie Hancock gig t-shirt, Hammersmith Apollo, 1979
02/04/2012 at 16:11

Can I have it?

I have nothing to offer you, but I really deserve it as I tried to enter the race, but unfortunately my hand fell off part way through completing the online form, so I had to get to the hospital and then a leg fell off on the way, so it took me ages to get back and the applications were closed by the time I did.

I'd really do you proud, hopping the VLM.  I've hopped 300m in training, so I'm sure I would be just fine.

02/04/2012 at 16:16
I'm not interested in the place, I'm running a different marathon (shhh, don't let them in on the secret) but I'd certainly take the finisher's T-shirt, medal and your time after you'd run it. How much for that?
02/04/2012 at 16:28

I have not done any training, well I walk 100ft to work everyday so I must be well fit.  Can I have it please?  I am sure I could finish it as it is not that far is it? 

02/04/2012 at 16:35
What about me? I'm a kitty and have 4 legs, so can complete it in half the normal time. Hey, I may even set a world record
02/04/2012 at 16:39
02/04/2012 at 17:20


I have already a hotel. I need only a Marathonentree. I bid 200.

greetz Frank

Kryten    pirate
02/04/2012 at 17:28

200 what? Pounds or Jelly Babies?

02/04/2012 at 17:30

ohh, can you imagine what you could do with 200 jelly babies...

Be sick would be pretty high on the list,  Although sell them to marathon runners who are about to run out of energy might be another get-rich-quick scheme.

Booo    pirate
02/04/2012 at 17:31

Before I put my bid in, I do need to know which start it is for, as if its not for the celeb pen, then I'm afraid I'm just simply not interested.

02/04/2012 at 17:32
200 drachmas and a goat. But what's a vlm?
02/04/2012 at 19:54
I will slap 6 people of your choice no questions asked !
LIVERBIRD    pirate
03/04/2012 at 08:53

Only 6? I have nearly 500 FB friends....

03/04/2012 at 22:48
Start low go high if anyone out bids me !!

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