Highest bidder for my VLM place gets it!

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kittenkat    pirate
02/04/2012 at 15:51
Let's get started!
LIVERBIRD    pirate
02/04/2012 at 15:54
I have one pair of laddered tights from a loose woman Dave was seeing and half a kit kat?
kittenkat    pirate
02/04/2012 at 15:57
Do the tights have seaman stains and a free DVD of Captain Pugwash?
02/04/2012 at 15:58

I've already got one but wouldnt mind a spare..... just in case.

Do you take monopoly money?

kittenkat    pirate
02/04/2012 at 16:01
Yes, if it's accompanied by Park Lane with a hotel on it. I can afford to be fussy because I can juggle gold dust.
LIVERBIRD    pirate
02/04/2012 at 16:01

Sod off Emmy!

I saw it first

kittenkat    pirate
02/04/2012 at 16:04

Actually, if you offer me a grand, it's yours.

And I'll throw in some raita dip.

02/04/2012 at 16:04

ooh - that's quite snazzy. I'm currently in jail after missing go, not collecting my £200 but I could definitely do it on no training.

@LB - It's up to KK to decide which offer she likes best.... and some laddered tights from one of Dave's floosies doesnt sound too appealing to me 

Kryten    pirate
02/04/2012 at 16:05
I bid a 1993 Cabbage Patch Ten finishers t-shirt (only one hole and two stains from unidentified body fluids).
02/04/2012 at 16:10

Ooh Kryten - I think i'd give up my VLM place for that!

02/04/2012 at 16:11
I've got a Herbie Hancock gig t-shirt, Hammersmith Apollo, 1979
02/04/2012 at 16:11

Can I have it?

I have nothing to offer you, but I really deserve it as I tried to enter the race, but unfortunately my hand fell off part way through completing the online form, so I had to get to the hospital and then a leg fell off on the way, so it took me ages to get back and the applications were closed by the time I did.

I'd really do you proud, hopping the VLM.  I've hopped 300m in training, so I'm sure I would be just fine.

02/04/2012 at 16:16
I'm not interested in the place, I'm running a different marathon (shhh, don't let them in on the secret) but I'd certainly take the finisher's T-shirt, medal and your time after you'd run it. How much for that?
kittenkat    pirate
02/04/2012 at 16:27
Wotsit, you win, but in this really generous gift of friendship, just send me your bank details and passwords.
kittenkat    pirate
02/04/2012 at 16:27
Helen Liz wrote (see)
I'm not interested in the place, I'm running a different marathon (shhh, don't let them in on the secret) but I'd certainly take the finisher's T-shirt, medal and your time after you'd run it. How much for that?
I'll point you to the Ebay page!
02/04/2012 at 16:28

I have not done any training, well I walk 100ft to work everyday so I must be well fit.  Can I have it please?  I am sure I could finish it as it is not that far is it? 

kittenkat    pirate
02/04/2012 at 16:28
Kryten wrote (see)
I bid a 1993 Cabbage Patch Ten finishers t-shirt (only one hole and two stains from unidentified body fluids).
If it was a cabbage patch doll, we might be able to do business.
kittenkat    pirate
02/04/2012 at 16:29
Running Bench wrote (see)

I have not done any training, well I walk 100ft to work everyday so I must be well fit.  Can I have it please?  I am sure I could finish it as it is not that far is it? 

You look like a solid stone structure, so no. You don't even have legs Ben! (If I can call you that?)
02/04/2012 at 16:35
What about me? I'm a kitty and have 4 legs, so can complete it in half the normal time. Hey, I may even set a world record
kittenkat    pirate
02/04/2012 at 16:37
Saffy Sweety Pea wrote (see)
What about me? I'm a kitty and have 4 legs, so can complete it in half the normal time. Hey, I may even set a world record
I am not giving it to anyone who wears pink!
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