I've already got one but wouldnt mind a spare..... just in case.
Do you take monopoly money?
Sod off Emmy!
I saw it first
Actually, if you offer me a grand, it's yours.
And I'll throw in some raita dip.
ooh - that's quite snazzy. I'm currently in jail after missing go, not collecting my £200 but I could definitely do it on no training.
@LB - It's up to KK to decide which offer she likes best.... and some laddered tights from one of Dave's floosies doesnt sound too appealing to me
Ooh Kryten - I think i'd give up my VLM place for that!
Can I have it?
I have nothing to offer you, but I really deserve it as I tried to enter the race, but unfortunately my hand fell off part way through completing the online form, so I had to get to the hospital and then a leg fell off on the way, so it took me ages to get back and the applications were closed by the time I did.
I'd really do you proud, hopping the VLM. I've hopped 300m in training, so I'm sure I would be just fine.
Helen Liz wrote (see)
I'm not interested in the place, I'm running a different marathon (shhh, don't let them in on the secret) but I'd certainly take the finisher's T-shirt, medal and your time after you'd run it. How much for that?
I have not done any training, well I walk 100ft to work everyday so I must be well fit. Can I have it please? I am sure I could finish it as it is not that far is it?
Kryten wrote (see)
I bid a 1993 Cabbage Patch Ten finishers t-shirt (only one hole and two stains from unidentified body fluids).
Running Bench wrote (see)
Saffy Sweety Pea wrote (see)
What about me? I'm a kitty and have 4 legs, so can complete it in half the normal time. Hey, I may even set a world record
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