*ahem*
If I may be so bold as to take this young madam down a peg or two...
Your 'interesting facts' include your making jam and chutney? I think there may be some waaaaaaay more interesting facts than just being part of the Village Green Preservation Society!
Subject to me getting really cool Christmas presents, I'll be adding to the following list on a weekly basis;
Facts about Wotsit
1. Grew up in Hong Kong
2. Regularly appeared on childrens' television in Hong Kong (I'll have a YouTube clip up by Boxing Day if my presents aren't up to standard!!)
3. Was a child model
4. Supports Sunderland and has a brick with her name on it at the Stadium of Sh...... (sorry) Light.
5. Growing up surrounded by primary school teachers, Wotsit - like her true mentor, Mary Poppins - has an irritating song to accompany every subject or eventuality that may befall her during any given 24-hr period. Feel free to test her on this.
6. Will not sleep with any limbs exposed from under the duvet for fear of them being nibbled by the 'Foxes that live under the bed'.
So, two more days of shopping, dear. Let's not waste them, 'cos there's plenty more where they came from..... 
However, her commitment to the training so far has been amazing. Partly because she knows how sickeningly jealous I am, but mostly because she hates letting people down. She's already lost well over half a stone since finding out about this, and has lost almost a minute per mile from her long run pace.
We're all really proud of her.
(but not to the point that I won't dish the dirt at the slightest indiscretion....)