So, how can i put this??
Today I moved myself from Bath to Bristol by non mechanical means.................................
16 miles slow [about two and a half hours] with a quarter mile paddle in 6 inch deep water with ice floating on top
. This was not ideal for the chest infection and general lurgy I am still carrying around in a backpack, so at my suggestion BA and I took off our socks and took the insoles out of our shoes before going through. Then dried my feet on my hat [!!] and put everything back together. We were going to go through without shoes at all but were warned that there was some rather nasty stuff lurking in the muddy depths.
The expedition was slow enough that I didn't have a coughing fit, but fast enough to feel well exercised - who would have thought 'unicycling' could be so much fun 
Minni you have to tell us who this eejit is - unless DD is being honest, in which case he deserves all the mud, cold and rain the UK can throw at him............
Weeble: I did 25 miles in 2 stages for Jantastic when Mr O4S had just broken his ankle just so Minni wouldn't set the dogs on me. Drove 13 miles from home, ran back to see he was OK and then 12 miles back to the car taking a shortcut. I still can't believe I did that