They'd make the champs start a lot better if they gave you a big laminate, and special kit bag that said "CHAMP RUNNER" all over it, that you could show off to everyone on the train to the start.
Instead, you've got to hope someone asks you whether youve done one before, so you can say very loudly that you are actually on the special championship start, a sort of "semi-elite" place where you get your own tent and bogs, and get on the telly.
Last year, no-one asked me, so I had to wait until the train was pulling into Greenwich and then ask people in the carriage if the number on MY BACK was on straight. It was the only way I could think of letting them know how special I am.
....or was.
This year, I hope no one asks - can't bear the stigma of GFA. Just draws attention to how old and decrepit I am.