Zattu – Haille Sellaisse indeed! Well I had a good read, and as I have admitted I didn’t approach it with a completely open mind so can rightly dismiss the view that follows if you like. However, I can assure you it’s not just to be argumentative. I passionately despise the mystique of the guru in the same way I despise alternative medicine, fortune tellers and celebrity TV dieticians.
My impressions are that it was all common sense stuff (eg, “run at three different paces”) unsurprisingly dressed up with page upon page of waffle. They are coaches, and as such rely upon fear, uncertainty and doubt to make a living.
If I was a coach and I had five different young athletes I may be able to put them on the same tried and trusted training plan and they all get peak fitness and run to their potential.
On the other hand, I could tweak things for each, claiming that I was doing this from some magical coaching insight. I would use percentages and unusual splits. I would use words a bit differently. The end result, of course, being the same as the above since they are all doing the requisite mix of fast and slow in disguise. However, I can now claim greatness as a coach.
It’s the same with homeopathic medicine – it is seen to work because people get well given time NOT because of the medicine but because it is so mysterious dumb people fall for it. Same with religion – it’s just complete brain wash because we fall for it.
I’ve been through an MBA, (and loved it), I’ve been through crank Quality Improvement programmes that swept the globe in the 1980s. All those teachings are commonsense that is often missing in organisations. Nevertheless, it is ONLY commonsense that is overdressed with bubble charts, models and the like by people looking to make a living out of it.
The reason I am being argumentative is that, despite such fine words and insight from these coaches no-one in the UK is capable of putting them into practice. The UK runners of the early 80s ran their times before any of the dubious research we have had since, before the rise of the celebrity coaches, crank potions or detailed training schedules. Surely there would have been JUST ONE runner since who would have run a half-decent marathon time with all that black magic at their disposal?