Store Day
The last thing I expected Asics Store Day to be was traumatic. Why would any experience where you are given a lump sum of money to spend on the latest running fashions and accessories and have the most professional gait analysis possible, be anything but an exceptional delight in a lifetime of ordinary?
The reason? Lycra.
Lycra and I have never seen eye to eye. To me, lycra has always been the popular girl at school. The girl everyone wants to be with. But the sad reality is that you'll never be with her. You'll never make her happy and content.
I normally buy my running clothes from Sports Direct, so having the chance to spend the day at Asics flagship store in London is very much like winning a golden ticket from Willy Wonka. It's probably the only time in my life when I'll get to feel like running royalty. With this new found confidence, I spied the one I've always wanted, and decided this was the day to make my dreams come true. Today, I wasn't going to shy away in the corner thinking I'm not good enough.
Reality hurts, and so does rejection. I pulled on my new skin tight leggings and shirt from the Top Impact line, developed at the Asics Institute of Sport Science in Kobe, Japan and stood mortified in front of the mirror. I've heard the expression 'muffin-top' before, but what I was viewing before me took on the shape of an exploded nuclear bomb. It was horrifying.
To make matters worse, we were ready for the first photo shoot. I came out of the dressing room, looking like a character from Little Britain. Completely self conscious as female eyes glanced in my direction, I looked at the other runners with the their perfect physiques and wished I hadn't spent the last 8 years running "so I can eat more."
One thing I'm sure of, wearing this lycra in the photo shoot, I would have looked like an imposter. I felt I didn't belong. So what did I do? I spent five minutes sweating as I attempted to take the clothes off. This itself was a workout I wasn't expecting. I put on something a little less revealing and smiled for the camera.
Then the leggings and skin tight top became my first purchase of the day. Why did I buy them? Because I have full confidence that before Paris, I will wear it, and I will look good!
When I returned home, I made my wife take a photo of me in my new Top Impact outfit. I'll also make her take one just before Paris. I have a feeling this alone will show people have far I've come in this 16 week journey. Losing 16lbs in 16 weeks sounds a lot, but now I'm concentrating as much on my diet and lifestyle as I am on my running, failure is not an option.
Of course I jest slightly..........this is the first time in my running career where I've received such professional advice and a selection of the best running items available. This alone has put me in an elevated position, even before the training has begun.
Thanks to everyone at Asics and Runnersworld for this opportunity.
Smile for the camera!
Clothing purchased!
Now time to go back home and start the real work!