Phil, sure did!
Where exactly does the park run route go again? Starts behind the swimming pool...and then where
So I was speaking to someone yesterday and he said his English teacher was Mr G and as an option instead of sports they could go for a walk with Mr G and that involved a gentle stroll and a pint at the local.
Your mate made the last 4 words up, but the rest is true.
parkrun (always lower-case, always one word) follows the route below.
You park run aficionados are so precious about the branding!
Route sounds like an odd one, and no wonder the times are slow. The about turn round the kids playground sounds particularly badly planned. It all makes the summer 5k seem a super route in comparison 
Dean, hopefully someone's coach acts a clown at the next races, is always good for a late boost!
I almost invited the other way round once. Early on in my racing days, perhaps 2003, I did the now defunct Hillingdon 5miler. For some reason as I overtook a guy with about 400metres to go i said something like "keep going mate", meaning to be encouraging, but he took exception to it, meaning a right old ugly sprint in.
beat him though, but as the finish was on an incline it was a bit pained 
Ric, people should heed your experience there I think. Those numbers don't lie!
Edited: 02/02/2013 at 12:01