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06/11/2012 at 19:50

What are the 'categories' likely to be?

1.  Most likely to make it to the top of the tree on Christmas Day?  aka Christmas Fairy!!  

M...eldy    pirate
06/11/2012 at 19:51

2. Best swimmer called Meldy

06/11/2012 at 20:12

How many categories you going for Meldy?!!  

M...eldy    pirate
06/11/2012 at 20:33

We need a mincing one so we can give Gladys a prize

M...eldy    pirate
06/11/2012 at 20:45

1.  Best turned out
2. One with the waggiest tail
3. Most Obedient
4. One the judge would most like to take home
5. Retrieve the sausage
6. Agility test



Game on   

IronCat5    pirate
06/11/2012 at 21:15

Who is the judge?

M...eldy    pirate
06/11/2012 at 21:17

Good point .. well presented

06/11/2012 at 21:23
I have previous experience of judging men's best legs. Happy to do that again.

M...eldy    pirate
06/11/2012 at 21:24

Do you need help Mousey??   

seren nos    pirate
06/11/2012 at 21:26

if you do the klegs mouse.can i judge the bare chests. ( mens catergory).................

06/11/2012 at 21:31

Schmunks will no doubt want to judge the thighs. 

06/11/2012 at 22:57
M...eldy wrote (see)

1.  Best turned out
2. One with the waggiest tail
3. Most Obedient
4. One the judge would most like to take home
5. Retrieve the sausage
6. Agility test
7. Bare chests (female category)!! 
8. Bare chests (male category)!! 
9. Lovely legs



Game on   

Retrieve the sausage?!!    Some aren't used to performing in the Albert Hall, you know!  

The Silent Assassin    pirate
07/11/2012 at 08:23
seren nos wrote (see)

if you do the klegs mouse.can i judge the bare chests. ( mens catergory).................

Far to sexist unless the there is a bare chest (women's category)


 

07/11/2012 at 08:39
Soup Dragon wrote (see)

Schmunks will no doubt want to judge the thighs. 

Good point........well presented

Bouncing Barlist    pirate
07/11/2012 at 10:28

Can I put myself forward for having my legs, thighs and bare chest stroked and groped by Mouse, Seren and Schmunkee.  I'll let you know who's best

Hope    pirate
07/11/2012 at 13:04

oh... can't I do any groping then??

07/11/2012 at 13:47

Hope, I am more than happy to allow you to take my place.

No, seriously

No, you take my place

No, I really don't mind

No, really

 

Edited: 07/11/2012 at 13:47
Hope    pirate
07/11/2012 at 17:37

Ooh marvellous!

I'll warm me hands!

M...eldy    pirate
07/11/2012 at 17:42

I am not sure whether to be offended or grateful  

07/11/2012 at 18:02

The latter, surely

Unless of course, you are the control against which all others are compared

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