This could have been the start of a glittering career - if only I had a willy!
Dustboy wrote (see)
I'm too OLD!
Wilkie wrote (see)
Dustboy wrote (see)I'm too OLD!Me too, but I think I could have got away with it but for the genitalia!
I'm male ... And just in the age group
But I'm a bit oversized
And shit on the bike
But I'm too old, and I'm also shit on the bike.
Oh and I would still need the rolled up socks.
Hmmmm, a strap-on.
Aren't they usually, well, erm, rather prominent? Probably not suitable under lycra? Or not for a tv advert, anyway!
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