Or any long distance tri
Cake wrote (see)
Now scared newbie's don't be afraid this is what happens when you become a pirate you end up drinking so much rum and gin you will do anything! So just take a couple of stiff ones now sign up for a ironman and in the morning when your going what the feck have I done Meldy will be there to help you.
She is more of an ogre than a troll!
Do IMUKDon't do IMUKDo IMUK but dont do it in Pirate kit and under no circumstances admit to doing itDo IMUK when then can organise a p1ss up in a brewery** allegedly ...
