cycle club question

good work, I still havent managed it yet.

 Luckily my winter group ride stops for a comfort break!

Dustboy wrote (see)

ROFLMAO

PMSL, surely?

oxymoron wrote (see)

apparently, leaving your pissed in cycling clotheing on the hall floor is unacceptable too, some people dont half make a fuss!

 Hahahahahahahahahh oh very funny Oxy very funny.

Ive laughed so much at this Ive just ..well er wet myself..(well nearly)

Monique wrote (see)

some old ladies take  80 odd years to perfect incontinence.

in training ? in winter ?

mon you are a real lady, I swear lol !!

Almost as lady like as mooning on the move at one of my mates whilst we were out riding together and veering into a grass bank, over correcting and shooting across the road holding on with one hand while still got your hand down your pants trying to pull them up, and all while cackling like a banshee.

Will remember that til the day I die xx

Ah-ha found my thread, so a thumbs up then  And as I do the washing Dave had no reason to get all sniffy about it.

I could tell you a story about an actor who wet himself during a play at Contact Theatre, as I was doing the dressing the stage manager informed me. I ran into the dressing room with laundry tongs and the washing basket put the offending trousers in the tumbly and had them back to him by the 5 minute call.

This will all be going in my memoirs which I will do when my legs give out and I am bedridden.

Mon, Only just seen this thread....hilarious!!! I have never managed to p*ss whist riding...and doG knows I've tried even standing in the pedals and (no, I won't go into that...)....suffice it to say that I have always had to stop....at IMCH, I realised after I had finished my comfort break that a very nice lady and her 2 children had been watching me p*ss in someones driveway...probably not the best impression to give of the Pirates but what the f*ck....

Oh, and better get writing the memoirs now....you never know when old age might strike...