Do you own a Bastard Turbo

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VTd    pirate
16/05/2012 at 07:23

Just how I feel about mine.  The QAs at the bottom are just as amusing.


ChallengeGoGoGas    pirate
16/05/2012 at 07:25
That made me chuckle, not yet but planning to get one but have been told I'm not allowed in the house with it... Secretly it's a cunning plan by the missus to get me to clear shed / garage which I've been threatening to do for ages
16/05/2012 at 08:40
Brilliant!! Once I get my bike back (!!) I will get very acquired with my turbo til I'm allowed outside again.

Kat - how do get on with the rollers?? They just look like I would do my harm than good to me (ie I'd probably fall off & bugger up the other shoulder!)
16/05/2012 at 09:23

It's like the seller reached inside the inner sanctum of my mind and sold mine for me...

I bought an expensive turbo trainer in November 2010, set it up, realised that generating just 13 mph was the equivalent of climbing Everest on a fixie (in my eyes, dealing with power output was another layer of unnecessary score keeping) and put it back in box to fester for the best part of a year before selling it to a work colleague.  He purchased not only a good as new turbo trainer but also a lifetime of profuse apologies from me.


Iron Muffin    pirate
16/05/2012 at 10:21

I really like my turbo.

Best bits:

Less clothes to wash
Can drink a cappuccino
Stagger out of bed and get going half asleep


16/05/2012 at 10:35

I love my turbo   

16/05/2012 at 10:40
muffin top wrote (see)

I really like my turbo.

I'm sure you like it a lot, my dear...... but you're still incapable of putting your own bike on and off it

Iron Muffin    pirate
16/05/2012 at 10:53
slowerthanilook wrote (see)
muffin top wrote (see)

I really like my turbo.

I'm sure you like it a lot, my dear...... but you're still incapable of putting your own bike on and off it

I am lucky that my turbo came with extra features and benefits

PS. I have worked out how to take the bike off

16/05/2012 at 11:11

we are a 2 turbo family - it's the new black y'know....

Razor51    pirate
16/05/2012 at 14:02

A brilliant ad, reminds me of the ad last year, the bloke was selling a wetsuit and had a funny ad telling everyone that he hadn't pee'd in it...

16/05/2012 at 18:46

I like that I have the option to turbo....sometimes not liking it during the middle of a session though.  Great that I was up this morning, in the garage and done before work.  Hubby did suggest we get another so that he can turbo with me and I thought that sounded a good idea but then as I turbo'd this morning at 6am, I way to I want to chat to him that blinking early! I hate early and like the fact I can go in the garage and be a right miserable bitch and the turbo just doesn't mind.

Doner Kebab    pirate
16/05/2012 at 19:29

cappa - fecking - chino - really MT !!!

you should only be allowed to drink your own sweat......and thats after you have accumalated a sufficient pool of it on the floor below

19/05/2012 at 07:02

Turbo - great for bad weather! For me out here in the sandpit that means too hot and sunny! Next couple of weeks mine will be back out under the AC unit in the front bedroom!

meface    pirate
19/05/2012 at 20:04

I'm a turbo lover.

Permanently set-up in the garage with a spare bike. Never need more than shorts t-shirt and hat to warm up with, wuickly losing the hat.

Great for focussed workout - no stopping. Great for brick sessions, especially multi-bricks. Ca nbe boring but never done more than 3 hours on it.


Lee the Pea    pirate
19/05/2012 at 21:04

Hehehe, loving the advert!  I just sold my turbo for only £69 less than I bought it for, so that means it cost about £33 per ride.  Hated the fucking thing.

19/05/2012 at 23:22
If anyone has got one of these bastard turbos or any other brand of turbo they want rid of im thinking of owning one

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