well Honk i havent been doing it long at all,
my first ever race was in april 2011 and it was the Lincoln 10k which i did after a few months training and dieting getting from about 16/17stone down to 11.5 stone coming in at 49:09. After that it kind of got me hooked, i did a couple more 10ks and then purchased a bike at the end of that April, did a couple more 10ks and two local10 milers, couldnt swim at this point so started to teach myself - then i went on to do a half mara in 1:50:21 in June 2011 and a super sprint later in the same month. July saw my first array into normal pool sprint distance at the David Lloyd sprint tri in Lincoln finishing in 1:18:57, the next sept was in September 2011 when i foolishly entered the Vitruvian - i got a last minute cancellation place. I say foolishly because i couldnt swim that distance and only had been to 2 open water swims and the event was only 5 weeks away. Despite the nerves i got a pretty respectable time of 5:35:02, so basically i had gone from a non swimming noobie super sprinter to half iron man in 3 months
After the Vitruvian i did another sprint and another half mara and for my 40th birthday i did my first marathon at rutland (3:58:25) its a bit of a trail mara with a few hilly bits but nothing too severe. that was 2011
2012 kicked off with the Dambuster dualthlon, then lincoln 10k - which i took off 7 minutes over last years time - i was chuffed. A couple more sprints and the pirate DIYer, another sprint and the dambuster triathlon took me up to the Outlaw. I had a great time at the Outlaw and with no disrespect to others that went slower than me my race fell a fair bit short of what i was after. My nutrition was almost non existant - i only took in around 400 calories on the bike and when i tried to make up for it on the run i paid dearly with stitch after 7 miles of running. my swim for outlaw was 1:16:00 the bike was 6:10 ish and the run just over 5 hours and ended with a time of 12:42:34. I was pleased to have finished but gutted not have gone under 12 hours and this made me enter the grim reaper, 12 days after the outlaw, it was my first ultra. A 70 mile slog in the mud and rain which i got a 6th placing in 16:46:47. This made me realise that maybe i was cut out more for silly distances, in that 70 miles i had walked to the control point with a young lass who wanted to give up and walked with another bloke who couldnt keep his food down and was on the verge of colapse - those two incidents maybe cost me 90 minutes. From there i entered a few more ultras - ladybower 50, ripon 35 and i was a sweeper for Spires and Steeples, this took me up to the return of the Rutland Mara which i knocked off 12 or 13 minutes to get a 3:45:07.
And that brings me up to date. Decided to go extra long in 2013 with the enduroman event on 1 and 2nd of June, then got the south downs way 100 mile run on the 15th and the return to the Outlaw on 7 july and the Thunder Run Solo which is pencilled in at the moment.
My meltdown basically involved too much volume, too high intensity and no rest days, this wasnt just early on, it was 4 or 5 months of madness when i look back at it. I didnt even realise it at the time, every race i was getting quicker and quicker and quicker until one hot summers days i went out for my usual 7 mile jog, got to the 2 mile point and just felt like $hit, felt faint and walked 1.75 miles across fields to get home the quickest way possible and lay down for 30 minutes before the room stopped spinning. Im going to try to get nutrition really nailed for 2013 in training and in racing. Last year i did an 80 mile training ride - outlaw course recce - with JC Digger and only consumed 270 calories, i dont need to be doing stupid things like that this season.