Maybe we could start a points scale in your honour - 'bp' index or something like that?!
1 point - stationary
2 Points - low speed
3 Points - high speed
1 Point - witnessed by 1 person
2 points - witnessed by more than 1 person
3 points - photographic evidence
1 point - in practice
2 points - during a race
3 points - showboating at the finish line
1 point - nobody else involved
2 points - wipe out other riders in the process
3 points - wipe out pedestrians/ innocent bystanders
1 point - scratches only
2 points - scratches and damaged gear
3 points - any break - bike or self
Any criteria that I missed? Artistic merit? Cause of crash etc?
(My best/worst is 9 points, and probably on about 100 over the years).