Buying said person an entry was the second thing that crossed my mind, after "oh shit, a fcuking triathlon". I don't think it will be happening though, they would just refuse and laugh at my futile attempt at revenge. I'm on my own I think for this one.
If anyone is in the north west, southport direction though and fancies a training partner, I'm your man.
Thanks again for the advice, if I have any more questions I'll let you know. Actually, here's a few:
How much would you spend on a wetsuit? I have a couple of scuba diving ones but they won't cut it I reckon. Need flexibility in the arms/shoulders.
Again, same question for a bike. A second hand one is fine - I only have a mountain bike, albeit a decent one.
Has anyone tried those zone3 buoyancy shorts? My arse and legs sink like an anchor.