That's why I said "then I woke up" like it was a dream. I thought I was clear in saying I wasn't an elite triathlete. I never actually considered myself one of the 'fast guys'.
I've just entered another dimension where American sarcasm is lost on a Brit! Comedy gold OC!
Larry, now you're here, why not become a pirate and join us next year at Challenge Henley - that's an ironman distance race near London in September. What more motivation do you need?
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