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kittenkat wrote (see)

I peed on a plastic chair in transition, hope no-one sat on it after.

IM Florida - T2 changing tent - bloke sat on the opposite bench peeing profusely while sitting down.  I told him to use the loos as I did think that was a bit too much with others coming in after us.  

fat buddha wrote (see)

nope - never been able to manage it

peeing on the run however is remarkably easy but don't try it if you have some crotch chafage after a 180km bike ride  - strong urine and raw skin are very unhappy bedfellows.  

That's what happen to me in Regensberg. I had the worse chaffing ever. 

fat buddha wrote (see)

kittenkat wrote (see)

I peed on a plastic chair in transition, hope no-one sat on it after.

IM Florida - T2 changing tent - bloke sat on the opposite bench peeing profusely while sitting down.  I told him to use the loos as I did think that was a bit too much with others coming in after us.  

Some guys just don't care. When I was at the Welsh Castles with my running club the other weekend, guys were stripping off to change bollock naked in the middle of the sports hall where we were sleeping.

kittenkat wrote (see)

fat buddha wrote (see)

kittenkat wrote (see)

Some guys just don't care. When I was at the Welsh Castles with my running club the other weekend, guys were stripping off to change bollock naked in the middle of the sports hall where we were sleeping.

And your point there is???  

i had better not go back to enduroman..........My hands wouldn't work enough to take my shorts down.hence sitting down to pee my pants on the grass..........and this year quads refusing to work hence not able to sit down and having to pee standing up at teh tree...........

I can say that this years was more successful as last year all the peeing in my pants caused the worst chaffing I have ever known...............this year no peeing in pants and no chaffing at all.........

I have to ask, is it worth it?

Don't you stink like an old people's home for the rest of the day?  I don't like the sweaty smell of myself very much by the end of an IM as it is, without adding stinking of piss into the mix.

fat buddha wrote (see)

kittenkat wrote (see)

fat buddha wrote (see)

kittenkat wrote (see)

Some guys just don't care. When I was at the Welsh Castles with my running club the other weekend, guys were stripping off to change bollock naked in the middle of the sports hall where we were sleeping.

And your point there is???  

It had my team mate in hysterical laughter for about 10 minutes,

I wouldn't do it in training Mouse but on race day I do.
I think it's worth it then.... in beats trying to find a suitable bush!

Tbh, I probably don't smell too grand at the end of an Ironman... with or without the piss!

No. I have white bike shoes.

And am so slow that a few mins in a portaloo during the bike leg won't make any odds, am not chasing a Kona slot!

Having six or seven wees on the run at Roth might have added a fair bit to my marathon time though, but again, I just wouldn't fancy the shoe cleaning after, so it's portaloos for me.  

Confessions of a Mouse....

At Copenhagen last year, I clearly over hydrated once I got off the bike to compensate for hardly drinking whilst on it.  On the run, I went for a big wee (in the portaloo) twice a lap, every lap... apart from the second wee on the last lap where I was just so fed up and wanted to finish I held it for a bit longer and did a wee in the shower lorry at the end.

I'm sorry I'm a bad mouse.

(Everyone else had finished by then anyway.)

Lol!

Weeing in portaloos on the run is a horrible experience imho. Having to stop running and then assume a hover position without your legs going into a spasm of cramp... getting back to a standing position is no mean feat either and then having to get those legs going again! Just evil.

Men have it easy!

mouse I already smell of pee because of the 7 or so pees in the swim........the wetsuit kinda keeps the smell ina bit............

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Sexy sport tri innit?!

Hope wrote (see)

Sexy sport tri innit?!

lol

• Swim - yes
• Bike - yes
• Run - yes

Although on run it was behind a tree. On 30 and 50 ultras I have pee'd whilst walking to keep average pace up. Steady flow required and a wider spread on walk. But then I am boy not a girl.

seren nos wrote (see)

Hope wrote (see)

Sexy sport tri innit?!

lol

pomlob (Pissed on myself laughing on bike)