How do you prevent a massacre in your lady garden? - Page 12 - Triathlon

seren nos

pirate

30/03/2010 at 19:40

just remebered this thread on another thread.....just spent a good ebvening reading this through again.so I thought i would boing it for any newbies

Soup Dragon

30/03/2010 at 20:07

Its priceless! Should be pinned to the top of the page for all time.

Schmunkee - The List Fairy

30/03/2010 at 20:11

Great thread!

One thing I found that helps relieve the tenderness (if it has not been possible to prevent the massacre) is to put my underwear in a zip-lock bag and chuck 'em in the freezer before I go out for my ride. On returning home and having a bath, I am able to put on a nicely chilled pair of knickers.

Aaaaaahhhh, bliss!

Hope

pirate

30/03/2010 at 21:32

Ah a classic.

Saffers

30/03/2010 at 22:09

I see I have some reading to do. I need some tips on that gardening malarkey.

Nam

30/03/2010 at 22:31

LOL I remember this thread.

Happychap

30/03/2010 at 22:33

Frozen Knickers blimey

Lee the Pea pirate

pirate

31/03/2010 at 00:21

Love this thread. Came in for a quick look, but couldn't resist reading the lot. I have to say I've tried padded cycling shorts and found them utterly hellish. My road bike saddle is a Bontrager Inform R saddle, and I really like it. The bike shop put that on in place of a men's saddle (i've got the men's bike) and though I thought I might need to change it, it has been fine so far. Only hurt when I managed to fall off last week, and totally banged my lady garden on the seat on the way down

ow ow ow ow ow. Funnily enough though, can feel the bruising more when sitting on a hard chair than on the saddle again! Anyway, enough about fannies and the like, I must get to bed!

Night all

cougie

pirate

31/03/2010 at 00:54

Lol at chilled knickers !

LIVERBIRD

pirate

31/03/2010 at 08:43

Frozen knicks?

Cougs will have Calvin Kleins in the freezer as we speak now! Imagine Mrs Cougs face when she's looking for peas!

I bet a million pounds that RW will NOT use that one as the "what's hot on the forums" for next month (though they should!)

Mostly because the knickers are now COLD.....

PO.dds: feel the fear, do it anyway pirate

pirate

31/03/2010 at 10:49

Fantastic thread

Like others I've had to read from start to finish but some definitely useful tips to try out over the next few months

Nam

31/03/2010 at 10:58

Frozen knickers... brrrr.... wouldn't they be a tad hard to get into??

Chilled panty liners... now there's an idea...

Wilkie

31/03/2010 at 10:59

Since I have finally cracked and got my bike out of my friend's garage after six years, I guess I'd better read this from the beginning again

Frozen knickers.........

Wilkie

31/03/2010 at 11:40

I just re-read the entire thread

Laughed out loud

Put the bike back in the friend's garage!

Ironholgs

pirate

31/03/2010 at 11:43

We could have a new 'friendly' competition to see whaich Lady Pirate could thaw out a pair of knickers the quickest........barley could judge it with his 'special thermometer'....