How do you prevent a massacre in your lady garden? - Page 13 - Triathlon

31/03/2010 at 16:14

Nam wrote (see)

Frozen knickers... brrrr.... wouldn't they be a tad hard to get into??
Chilled panty liners... now there's an idea...

Wilkie wrote (see)

Since I have finally cracked and got my bike out of my friend's garage after six years, I guess I'd better read this from the beginning again
Frozen knickers.........

You lot were not paying attention, were you? . You put the knickers in a freezer bag first. That way the knickers themselves become chilled but not frozen stiff.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it

Saffers

31/03/2010 at 16:19

LOL.....we don't want frost bite on our lady gardens now do we girls!! Note to self........bag em first.

Lee the Pea pirate

pirate

31/03/2010 at 19:41

sorry i can't actually link the pic properly from my mac..... frozen bush

http://thumb9.shutterstock.com.edgesuite.net/display_pic_with_logo/60959/60959,1151254176,2/stock-photo-frozen-bush-1477752.jpg

Imeccentric pirate

pirate

31/03/2010 at 22:19

Who boinged this wrong un ?

O.rangeCannon.... Extravalanza here I come! pirate

pirate

31/03/2010 at 22:37

lee - hahaha

eccentric - this was one of the threads I read last year that convinced me to buy a yellow pirate top rather than bible around with my local oh so enthusiastic tri club

its not a wrong un!

any bunch of people that can spend 10+ pages talking about painful tw**s get my vote

my missus read this thread and found it really interesting
I just fell off my chair!!!

Lee the Pea pirate

pirate

31/03/2010 at 22:46

George Bush is a painful tw*t, but not sure I could stand 10+ pages of him

hehehehe. Unfortunate name too, given this thread. Freezer would be a good place for him right enough....

Shuffle B

31/03/2010 at 22:48

Just been discussing this with orangecannon.......

Not sure how a cold string helps with delicate parts?????

* embarrassed face* - chrome does not support smilies

Shuffle B

31/03/2010 at 22:49

this is such a cool post !!!
hhahahahah

Saffers

31/03/2010 at 22:54

shuffle bunny......I think perhaps you are going to have to go and buy some Bridget Jones knickers for this one.

A frozen string may just split you in two!

LIVERBIRD

pirate

01/04/2010 at 08:33

Schmunkee - The List Fairy wrote (see)

That way the knickers themselves become chilled but not frozen stiff.
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it

I don't want ANYTHING stiff near my knickers this early in the morning FANK YEW....

Imeccentric pirate

pirate

01/04/2010 at 08:52

OC , there was more than a tinge of irony in my comment , I do recall earlier in the thread being grossed out by Meldy , my OH's post is one of the most sensible bits of advice a few pages back

Ironholgs

pirate

01/04/2010 at 09:22

Liverbird actually wears Knickers !??

That has to be an April fool....

Dave The Ex- Spartan pirate

pirate

01/04/2010 at 09:31

http://drunkenbob.homestead.com/DaytonaParty/big_panties1.JPG

Just for LB

Ironholgs

pirate

01/04/2010 at 09:51

they're too small for her arse.

Schmunkee - The List Fairy

01/04/2010 at 14:48

Ironholgs wrote (see)

Liverbird actually wears Knickers !??
That has to be an April fool....

Tubsterr

07/04/2010 at 13:09

Best thread ever!

For post chafing avoid strimming in any direction and try a salt bath - the latter definately helps after giving birth, so I'm sure will sooth any inflamed shrubbery or bruised borders

Artful Hen

07/04/2010 at 17:02

ROFL'copter

Brilliant thread.

M...eldy

pirate

07/04/2010 at 17:26

M...eldy wrote (see)

I dont have a garden, just a few straggly bits at the front entrance

I had to go all the way back to page 6 to find what offended Mr Centric !

Hope

pirate

07/04/2010 at 20:30

Heeheee!

O.rangeCannon.... Extravalanza here I come! pirate

pirate

18/02/2011 at 15:12

just thought I would share the missus's experiences....!!!???

She has tried saddles from selle and specialized, all with cut outs, and was still getting.... err.... pressure.
She then tried the ITM Adamo saddles, trybike - weird looking saddles

They look a bit like a space ship or something..... however they work for her. well at least all the pressure is now on her sit bones, and now she is getting saddle sore in the right way!

They do a try-before you buy service, and their customer servce was also great.

however they are not cheap, but I paid for it as there are obvious benefits to me!

ps - its not advertising, just trying to help those with discomfort.

pps I am now buying one as well

ppps this one had not been out for a while so it needed a **boing** !!!!