How do you prevent a massacre in your lady garden?

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Imeccentric    pirate
17/10/2008 at 22:09
Ah plumb old fruit , for once you can say you are a late comer!
17/10/2008 at 22:10

i cant imagine bamboo knickers being any kinder on that area!

Nam
17/10/2008 at 22:13

features embroidery motifs at both the front and full rear.

>twitches<

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.................

Plum    pirate
17/10/2008 at 22:14
Jonny come lately me .................................
Imeccentric    pirate
17/10/2008 at 22:16
I bet you say that to all the girls!
Plum    pirate
17/10/2008 at 22:28

girls 

Yeuch......

Nam
17/10/2008 at 22:34

boys are yuk....

>flounces<

17/10/2008 at 23:07
Nam prefers men
Nam
18/10/2008 at 00:01
Flipper    pirate
18/10/2008 at 07:20

I'm about to head off for another ride and have cocoa butter smeered all over my bits, no pants and a sanitary towel tucked in to the flaps.

This could be thrilling or tragic!

18/10/2008 at 07:48
If it works and you adapt it as a strategy for all bikerides, it'll lead to some fun moment s in T1!
seren nos    pirate
18/10/2008 at 07:48

I'm not sure a sanitary towel would help. It would definitely chaff me more than underwear but maybe thats my bodyshape.

good luck

18/10/2008 at 14:12
I see the bamboo knickers have a cushioning pad that is attached by velcro. Does this mean that if you have an un-mown lady garden you can go commando and wear the pad alone?
Flipper    pirate
18/10/2008 at 16:51

Well....it wasn't as bad as last time but things are still stinging quite a bit.

I might need to switch brand of sanitary towel as the Bodyform Light Micro Pantyliner With Wings managed to roll itself up and nestle in places i could have done without (I'll be waxing before trying that one out again).

 I did wear 2 pairs of padded cycling shorts and have had my handlebars moved forwards and think that helped.

Right...off to try and calm the angry area.

M...eldy    pirate
18/10/2008 at 17:03
2 pairs of shorts will be a big no no no no no IMO

18/10/2008 at 17:05

Hahaha

(I'll be waxing before trying that one out again). watch waxing tho -cant it leave you with irritating little ingrowns and things that might be more trouble?

Nam
18/10/2008 at 17:07

oh God cycling on a sanitary towel... ow!!! 

two things that have helped me not be so sore down there...

  • cycle more
  • improve core strength (slump less)
  • saddle forward a bit (mine was too far back and was sitting on my bits rather than my sitting bones)
Nam
18/10/2008 at 17:08
Buney wrote (see)

Hahaha

(I'll be waxing before trying that one out again). watch waxing tho -cant it leave you with irritating little ingrowns and things that might be more trouble?


Yowsa!!!!
18/10/2008 at 17:10

Get rid of the sanitary pad, deffo.

M...eldy    pirate
18/10/2008 at 17:31
ahaaa ... but the pad was tried and tested by one our most esteemed pirate elders  !

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