Hypnosis for triathlon

18 messages
25/12/2012 at 05:41


I just made a hypnosis to improve your mental game in triathlon, hope you enjoy it.


Merry Christmas

26/12/2012 at 12:24

26/12/2012 at 13:06

Thanks for the smiley

29/12/2012 at 16:51

So did anyone here try it? I've had over 500 hits in 5 days and very little feedback

Dustboy    pirate
29/12/2012 at 16:55

Had a quick scan. I must be retarded coz I am not sure what I am supposed to be getting? Yellow and black makes you faster, I understand, watching Messrs Brownlee is all joly nice but to what end?

29/12/2012 at 16:59
Release guilt ? What guilt ? And the sunset over the beach makes me fancy a beer
seren nos    pirate
29/12/2012 at 16:59

I got bored by 1:30...sorry....so if i listen to you telling me I love swimming enough times a day....does that mean i never have to go in the horrible pool again to train.If so i might give it a bit longer

29/12/2012 at 17:12

"I comfortably afford all the kit I want"

No amount of hypnocobblers is going to put £10,000 in my bank account

Doner Kebab    pirate
29/12/2012 at 18:26

after i did my psych. degree i did 2 years of clinical hypnosis with the london college of clinical hypnosis ( one of the few decent places to learn it properly - lots of medical consultants and dentists study with them ) so i see what the OP is trying to do but it needs to be tailored to an individual - im sure the OP knows this - but this has too many vocal layers for my liking. but kudos to him for trying - its hard to make a generalized pre recorded script for any and everyone


Dustboy    pirate
29/12/2012 at 20:01

DK is a mindfucker? Sheesh! D'ya geddit "Sheesh" as in "Doner"?

I'll get me coat

29/12/2012 at 20:41
The door is that way ---------
Doner Kebab    pirate
29/12/2012 at 22:51

it used to surprize a few people when they come to get tattooed and see a load of certificates on a unit - they expect tattooists to be thick as shit,   

Dustboy    pirate
29/12/2012 at 23:39

I never thought you were as thick as shit, but I was surprised that you were so skinny, no triple ripple and normal looking. I was expecting Jethro Sweet Billy Rootin' Tootin' Americas got guns.

Doner Kebab    pirate
30/12/2012 at 01:39

Dusty - normal looking? - i had a yellow mohican

next year i might be rocking the yellowbelly redneck look

Doner Kebab    pirate
30/12/2012 at 09:00

the scarring is from going in too hard or over working the area, the colour loss can be from too much sun on it in the healing stage or becasue when it was done s/he went in so deep that it bled and pushed alot of the colour out to the surface, then when it scabs the colour comes out with the scab. theres loads of other things that can effect but they are the main ones

30/12/2012 at 09:55
Perhaps hypnotise the ink to stay put ?
30/12/2012 at 17:54
I find hypnosis during a triathlon is a bit detrimental to a fast time.
Doner Kebab    pirate
30/12/2012 at 18:08

the ink would have to want to stay put


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