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while eating a big doner

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08/10/2012 at 14:38

to truly appreciate the stupendous delicacy that is the doner one has to be sober. Never ruin the amazing experience of a kebab with beer.

08/10/2012 at 14:38

I like mine at lunch time.

08/10/2012 at 14:40
Madlot wrote (see)

to truly appreciate the stupendous delicacy that is the doner one has to be sober. Never ruin the amazing experience of a kebab with beer.


seren nos    pirate
08/10/2012 at 18:41

that tuna salad  tonight tasted just like a kebab......honest

meface    pirate
08/10/2012 at 20:54

Checks in as an occaisonal lunch time kebab eater. Yum Yum.

Do you go mixed grill or just all elephants leg. I am quite partial to the mixed grill.

08/10/2012 at 21:03

For a full treat I focus on 100% elephant leg/face/bum but yesterday I got doner meat + a skewer of shish lamb kebab to try and be a bit healthy - but cos the guys knows me they ended up just making a gigantic donner and then trying to stuff the lamb in afterwards as best they could.

Today has not been great! I had tuna salad with best of intentions. Then I ate most of my dad's birthday cake - he is diabetic and so i could not let him eat it. Then my brother gave me a cup cake to celebrate my dads birthday which I ate too. To top it all my wife has made a nice curry which I am about to eat - I am writing off today completely and starting fresh tomorrow. 

08/10/2012 at 21:05
Did the birthday cake have kebab in it ?
08/10/2012 at 21:23

I would rather eat my shoes then a doner kebab.

Red_dog_chris    pirate
08/10/2012 at 22:04
Food is the greatest thing invented since sliced bread I eat most things but prefer chicken kebabs as doners smell like sweaty arm pits to me.
meface    pirate
08/10/2012 at 22:46

Chicken? FFS

08/10/2012 at 22:54
He must be on a diet
seren nos    pirate
09/10/2012 at 07:46
carterusm wrote (see)
He must be on a diet

right..I ate fruit and salad yesterday................I can see me winning this kebab for Saturday.......Khanivore.if I lose more weight by the weekend.I get the kebab not you.and i got off to a better start than you

we could share Flat footeds kebab that I will swap for an old shoe of mine

Red_dog_chris    pirate
09/10/2012 at 18:21
Lol you never had chicken meat kebab??? So good!!!
09/10/2012 at 18:23

Red(ish) meat from unspecified parts of unspecified animals (i.e. doner kebab) is the way to go!

09/10/2012 at 20:26
@khanivore - I don't understand why people are questioning you. You are such a wise man when it comes to the kebab !
09/10/2012 at 21:08

Have just come back from swimming and am now very, very hungry

meface    pirate
09/10/2012 at 21:19
Red_dog_chris wrote (see)
Lol you never had chicken meat kebab??? So good!!!

Yes I have - I was drunk it seemed sensible to try new things. It was just rubbish chicken. Not good chicken done bad but rubbish chicken done bad.


Red_dog_chris    pirate
09/10/2012 at 21:26
M eface - you been to the wrong kebab shop lol
10/10/2012 at 08:30
Beer could only have made it better. The worst tasting curry I've ever had in my life. It was that bad I could remember it!
seren nos    pirate
10/10/2012 at 09:15

khanivore..........I have been an angel for 2 days............I am so going to get the kebab this weekend

with or without beer is another matter

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