Inspiring Quotes and Poetry for Triathlon

Words that motivate you...

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05/05/2012 at 07:56
Go a bit faster then. You'll catch it one day.
IronM.in    pirate
05/05/2012 at 08:33

Hahahaha - what a great read over brekky!

I'm not getting the tortoise is the best post ever!!

05/05/2012 at 20:25
This is something I've been working on in the tour bus. I call it "Your Plan". This is the Radio friendly redacted version.

Send me lots of money
I'll sell you a plan
And some bullshit nuggets
About Ironman
I don't have much talent and
I spout complete shite but
I accept cash or PayPal
On the IronMate website

If you want a medal
But then again, no
You do what I tell you and
You'll race fkn slow
I know that it's crap but
I wrote it in minutes
My gift is this plan and
There's fck all use in it

And you can tell everybody
I'm you IronMate
I might be a bit simple but
My poetry's great
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind if I charge you up front
'Cause after you dnf, you might think I'm a BLEEP

I stand at the start line, and
I feel no fear
My heart thumping so loud
I can hear my heart thumping in my inner ear
I know it's not easy
In fact it's four fold
But to win that limited edition ironman finisher tee shirt
You have to be bold

So excuse me bullshitting,
But these things I do
You see I like money
And I want some off you
I been there I done that
I got the tee shirt
So you better be receptive when
my nuggets start to squirt

And you can tell everybody
I'm you IronMate
I may be quite simple, but
My poetry's great
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind if I charge you up front
Cause after you DNF, you might think I'm a BLEEP
05/05/2012 at 20:35

Top work, Candy

ChallengeGoGoGas    pirate
05/05/2012 at 22:48

i've only got as far as yesterday around ten, i've woken the dog, drowned out the television and generally very unpopular with my snorting and laughing.... have to take a break my sides, cheeks and face hurts from all of this... i'll try and go the whole way later, going to take a break now and come back to this

05/05/2012 at 23:22
It's supposed to be "your ironmate". I obviously spent too much time studying his poetic canon for inspiration. The stupid is contagious.
08/05/2012 at 15:34

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21/05/2012 at 13:18

Sorry, the last stanza was too weak

So excuse me bullshitting,
But these things I do
You see I like money
And I want lots off you
I been there I done that
Those tee shirts I gottem
So it's time to bend over and
Take my nuggets in your bottom 

 

And you can tell EVREHBODEH
I'm your Ironmate
I may be quite simple... etc etc


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