IRONMAN! BRUTAL! ENDUROMAN! (etc)

And then those silly races with obstacles designed to stiffen your willy.

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Cheerful Dave    pirate
02/10/2012 at 11:27

You wouldn't need to hire any portaloos, as you've all got your own colostomy bags anyway.

Lee the Pea    pirate
02/10/2012 at 12:29
Ridgebackmax wrote (see)
SAGAMAN I'd go for it FB we could have sanatogen and werthers at the aid stations i secretly like being an old duffer that can run rings round most of the 20/30 bods in the office
Magazines outdoor fitness was the only fresh one out with its articles freediving, ultra etc but has already started to go off the boil better as a bi monthly IMHO so they had time to come up with some decent articles

God you two could certainly run rings around me, lol.  I'll offer to man an aid-station on the SAGAMAN course.....you'll get a nice wee rest on a comfy seat, a warm cuppa and a blanket for your knees while Cheerful Dave empties your colostomy bags for you   You can then get a bit of tea loaf or a scone, and we'll send you on your way

Edited: 02/10/2012 at 12:30
gas-man    pirate
02/10/2012 at 12:45
SAGAMAN would have to be in the summer though.
Cold weather plays havoc with my lumbago!
MTri    pirate
02/10/2012 at 12:58

Transition would be full of trikes and walking frames, a sight to behold

02/10/2012 at 13:02
Hang on i AM not doing a SagaMan sorry Ironman in 2013!
The transition tent would smell of wee and cabbage
02/10/2012 at 13:05

Plums dream has come true.

02/10/2012 at 13:09
Would we be racing "old school" in budgie smugglers that would be truly horrific
purpletrilady    pirate
02/10/2012 at 14:14

Fab - I'm 50 next year so thats me in 

02/10/2012 at 14:51
Always wanted a chopper bike when i was a kid parents were to strapped.
The Silent Assassin    pirate
02/10/2012 at 15:44

would the feed station have to have complan?

 

02/10/2012 at 15:49
Bottles of Sanatogen ?
Running Postie    pirate
02/10/2012 at 16:08

don't forget your wing mirrors and shopping basket on your bike/mobility scooter. As for Saga mags, whoever gets them are either very strong or die of a heart attack picking them up off the floor when they come through the letter box!!

02/10/2012 at 17:03
There is a. Over 50's club in our village. They meet every Tuesday lunch for soup, sandwiches and bridge..... I am so tempted to go one week
02/10/2012 at 17:05
Yep
02/10/2012 at 17:05
And it's free ! There is such a thing as a free lunch
02/10/2012 at 17:09

you're lucky Dave - GWR holds an over-50 Conference every year.  just think, thousands of us old farts in one place!!  I keep trying to persuade P that we should go for a laugh one year - do the whole tri kit thing - calf guards, baggies, IM race top, visor, shades etc....  

02/10/2012 at 17:12
I want to start an over 55's village tri club, Suzie says its just so I can wear Lycra round the village
02/10/2012 at 17:15
It's my wellies
02/10/2012 at 18:49
SAGA = Sex And Games for the Aged.......allegedly
02/10/2012 at 20:11

do the enduroman 100.  100mile ultras are much tougher than IM's and x2s

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