Listen you lot - I wobble about on my Hybrid bike at 14-15mph max, I plod at the slowest of slow plodders and I've never swum in proper water (25m pools don't count at this level)
so why oh why am I thinking ......"hmmmmmmm" ?
it's you bliddy mad lot that's what it is, all so upbeat after your sterling performance at the weekend, and you've already planned next year, in the sunshine to boot! 