Garr, Do2 texted me...... have you tried to bring him into your harem yet? 
We've got a game plan, I've started emailing local bike shops to see what they can offer, I've got in touch with the local tri club to see how they can help and where they get their gear.
I've bought a mask thingy for swimming
I've ordered a recommended book on Amazon
I've emailed Swiss Bobby about accommodation
I'm going to ring round the local swimming pools to see if someone can help with my complete lack of technique
Mr kk is putting out the feelers to the tri people at his work - and there are a few...
I think when I'm out of plaster, I'll get a list from you guys about what I need bike wise and more importantly what questions I should be asking the bike shop.