Is this a mad way to start?

I'm not sure if that is the spit or swallow icon!

Wait, it must be swallow...

Well that's officially the last day of term for me (unless they call me in again over the summer which is always a possibility).

Got a lot of stuff on with my governor's hat next week though, we are interviewing for 2 teaching positions.

Ok, I've put the last crackers in Ella's pack lunch, instead of a sarnie I've given J cocktail sausages and cheese.

I will await a call from the dinner lady police...

Will you be my mum?

We had a call off them yesterday. All max had in his box was a bread roll and a drink. The wife thinks he hid the stuff he didn't want. Personally I think shes just making excuses for being a bad mom

1st run for two weeks tomorrow. if its still fucked I'm committing hari kari!

Yes AJH I'll feed you beer!

Mad

Looks like a wet race tonight!

Ha, you did that last Saturday

Had the blood test, does show anaemia. This means I can do something about it

That's good that you know, get the spinach and iron tablets down you!

I'm lucky, I have full bloods done for everything on a regular basis because of the UC.

she tried to feed me some too but i was driving and i dont really see the point of 1 or 2 pints.

aj- whats all that about then, i never knew there was something wrong. just thought you was your usual moaning self

i should probably edit that

Yeah, got to see dr next week cos they want to rule out stuff but I'm pretty sure I know what it is.

I am eating a Nakd bar........and I'm a bit hmmmmmmm.....

Just not been feeling myself Mad

Go on and make of that what you will

in that case just go home and wank like crazy. that'll sort you out!

it does me

I knew you were going to say that.

Worryingly a mate text me from work yesterday...... I was home sick, really feeling not well at all, his advice was 'have a wank, you'll feel better, then you can come in later and meet us at the pub'

And I work in an academic environment

in that case just go home and wank like crazy. that'll sort you out!

it does me

I can't join in this virtual mutual masturbation as I've got to go and race, i think I'm now doing 2 legs for 2 of our teams, meaning one leg for 2 teams... Or something like that.

Short and fast is going to hurt.