Ha, I just got outdone on the crappest parent on Monday morning award.
So, I forgot that the kids had to be at school a bit earlier as E is going for a taster day at Dawlish comp, but remembered that at the 11th hour so got there on time. Then I had a call from the school saying that we'd forgotten J's swimming kit, so I got that together and took it in. Only to find another parent there who had forgotten her child, classic!
She thought her husband was taking the kid to school, he thought she was and then at home at 9.30 they realised that the child was still there.
I just find that pretty funny and didn't feel so bad about the swimming kit 