Is this a mad way to start?

Still lurgified but up for work, if I owe you an email, PM etc... I am catching up! Sorry, I'm not very good at communicating when I don't feel well.

At least I seem to be coughing up all the gunk now and slept better last night.

A whole week of not seeing D now as I'm working days and he's working lates. Never mind, money is money.

Right I'm too grumpy to be online when I feel so crap.

A patient patient I am not.

Enjoy, I couldn't even consider it. Going to buy myself a good book today and try and get me head lost in that.

Say no to 50 shades of grey!

Too late, I saw it for £3.99 in Sainsburys on my way to work, so bought it.

I just want to skip to the sex bits though, sod the story if there is one.

Thats what I did.

I could just have skipped through it in the book isle at Sainsburys, had an orgasm and have been done with it.

No one would have noticed

They would have, I'm not quiet. Mind you they probably would have mistaken it for some kind of fit. I'm not 20 any more.

Ok, feeling a bit less lurgified this morning which is good! Still no training though.

Progress....

Good morning,

Off to work...today site visit somewhere up north in the country.... lovely ...not

Hey Pk!

I'm in work again, quite enjoying it at the moment, but not very good at this sitting down all day thing. Busy busy though.

My head wanted to implode this afternoon, we all got to the hysterical laughter bit though in work. I like being busy, that's an element I miss from my career (when I had one). Things need to totally occupy my mind and concentration or not at all.

50 shades of grey is so shite, the woman at work is reading it and apart from the crap writing and poor spelling it is not even erotic, it is like some teenage girl writing about how she imagines sex will be like. Truly laughable material!

Yes it's shit. I agree, but isn't it written by a middle aged woman? Which shows how limited peoples sexual experiences and imaginations are generally.

Let me qualify that with 'a middle aged woman who obviously numbers under 10 sexual partners in her whole life experience'

In case I was being a bit rude or disrespectful to the demographic.

Not that I'm advocating you should have had more than that, but to write about it... Yeah you need to maybe have been a bit debauched and promiscuous in your past, otherwise it's just middle class 'imagination' crap

Voyeurism rather than imagination maybe.