Is this a mad way to start?

Tootootootootoo much to do.

I'm up to date with the aquathlon emails now and am going to amend some of the online entry stuff.

Doughnuts in work today and l had the weirdest dream last night. I'd been fighting with someone (don't remember that bit just knew I had). Anyway my hand got chopped off and half my radius fell out. We went to the hospital and someone stuck the bone back in and put the hand on top. I suggested that they at least sew the hand on but they didn't. And it worked, I just had a very flappy wrist that grew moss on it. I was so scared of my hand falling off that I kept it up in the air after that.

Woke up to PM on Facebook, obviously from one of my dearest friends...

I can't be arsed to Google translate.

Hola Kate Philp, me llamo Eduardo Ruiz y te escribo porque tenemos amigos en común, soy médico en Albacete y estoy colaborando en un nuevo proyecto de web de salud, donde publico articulos de salud general, nutrición y medicina natural. Me gustaría que entraras en mi perfil donde en mi muro publico varios articulos diarios, si te gusta lo que escribo puedes seguirme.
Mi perfil en facebook es este si te gusta pulsa el Me Gusta para recibir lo que vaya publicando: *dodgy facebook link here*

Gracias por tu tiempo y espero no haberte molestado, un saludo de Eduardo

two late nights in a row at work coming up... Whoop, whoop.

Is there nothing around Dave? What are the prospects like?

I had my 3 month review today, it went really well. I'm lucky, I actually do enjoy my job.

However after I've taken the kids to breakfast club tomorrow I'm going to take Cole for a run before I come in. There's nothing urgent (at the moment) that needs my attention first thing.

Any chance of starting your own business or looking at something completely in a different direction? (Don't actually know what you did)

The house looks like a friggin bomb's hit it, well like we've been burgled is closer to the mark, nothings on fire.

Yeah running took priority over the washing up and laundry this morning, as it should do.

kittenkat wrote (see)

Any chance of starting your own business or looking at something completely in a different direction? (Don't actually know what you did)

Thinking of becoming a gigolo and looking after all the stay at home yummy mummys in the village

As long as you've had the snip, that could be a plan.

Don't knock it til you've tried it. D insisted on it, we dropped him off to the surgery one Saturday morning and whilst it was happening I took the kids to Sainsbury's cafe for juice and doughnuts.

So whilst he was under the knife I was stuffing my face with custard filled.

There could be some ironic analogies made about that.

Dave The Ex- Spartan wrote (see)

I have no need to try it ! I'm over 50 and married

Which is the first flaw in your gigolo plan.

Well dreaming doesn't result in pregnancy, so dream on!

You know women shit when they deliver. Surely you'd rather dream about having sex with her?