Pirate Attack

off the coast of Somalia

17 messages
05/11/2005 at 19:04
A pirate ship armed with rocket launchers attacked a cruise liner today off the coast of Somalia.
Gotta get that crew, they're giving us a bad name.
M...eldy    pirate
05/11/2005 at 19:06
are we missing any ???
05/11/2005 at 19:06
Sorry but I heard they had a shipment of Cervelo's
05/11/2005 at 19:30
but TC they were driven off!
05/11/2005 at 19:32
well I couldn't cycle more than one at a time so needed to use a van!
05/11/2005 at 19:44
did you wear our pirate gear?
05/11/2005 at 19:48
eeerm I'm sure no one spotted me...

Anyway..anyone want to buy a flash new bike?
M...eldy    pirate
05/11/2005 at 19:50
a slightly salty one ?
05/11/2005 at 19:55
the funny thing is that the pirates were scared off by everyone on board shouting "BANG" & "FECK OFF" very loudly, or sometning like that...

Not heard from Smiffy for a while...
05/11/2005 at 19:57
tc - if you've got a Litespeed Bella titanium in 47 or 49cm, hand it over - stand and deliver you dirty dog

(brandishes cutlass in TC's general direction)
06/11/2005 at 07:03
Meldy - not quite sure what your asking for?!
06/11/2005 at 07:59
There was talk on the news this morning of grading pirates alongside terrorists.

Youse all gonna be locked up for 90 days without charge.
06/11/2005 at 12:42
gotta catch us first.
06/11/2005 at 15:24
your statement is libellous and i am writing to inform you that i will be starting an action against you for defamation unless you publicly retract it and give me some money

firstly you say "rocket launchers" implying there were more than one, whereas in fact there was only one rocket launcher and several AK47 assault rifles

secondly, you imply that the incident is "giving a bad name". in fact the vast majority of the crew, the passengers and the somalian health and police departments all thought that the pirate attack was a highlight of the cruise, and they have all written to us to say so.
06/11/2005 at 15:25
06/11/2005 at 15:44
candy, you will be hearing from my lawyers shortly.

Don't have any money, it's all been spent on tri
06/11/2005 at 16:28
roflol Candy!


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