Pirate Records, Rankings and Shieldholders

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11/06/2008 at 14:32
Once again I find myself befuddled by the British sense of humor.  LOL
flyaway    pirate
11/06/2008 at 14:33
Did candy end up having to pay for 148 letters then, or did he get the mistake for free?
Crash Hamster    pirate
11/06/2008 at 14:34

Are all Dicks knobbers? I can answer that one. No, in the same way that all BMW drivers aren't knobbers and all firemen aren't gay.

11/06/2008 at 14:46
i know a fireman called richard who drives a bmw, hes definitely a knobber as he has a number of children with different mothers, dont think hes gay though.
Crash Hamster    pirate
11/06/2008 at 14:55

I discussed this with SyM.es...we decide that we knew several firemen and none of them was gay...so we empirically established that not all firemen are gay.

Not sure 'bout triathletes, mined ewe...

oxymoron    pirate
11/06/2008 at 15:11
but are we talking lawrence of arabia gay, or just gay?
Ratbag    pirate
11/06/2008 at 15:16
as in happy??? or wearing tight lycra???
11/06/2008 at 15:19
or shagging camels???

Crashie - the answer to my question is yes. as I said, you need to think.....
11/06/2008 at 15:21
that Zuppy is a big time gay

who else goes off into the woods with a dude called Earl learning to shoot firearms while his lovely lady is battering her way around an IM course??

he says he got a certificate as well but none of us ever saw it.....
Crash Hamster    pirate
11/06/2008 at 15:23

Depends on the exact location of your apostrophe, I suppose. I answered the question "Are all Dicks knobbers?"...you asked "are all dick's knobbers?'...

11/06/2008 at 15:26
fecking pedant

oxymoron    pirate
11/06/2008 at 15:27
CH wins the paedophile prize!

and zuppy is swimming in chanel, need i say more?
oxymoron    pirate
11/06/2008 at 15:27
fck i type so slow!
Holly_Golightly    pirate
11/06/2008 at 15:45
ly
12/06/2008 at 09:16

Grumpiest W@nker CRAB

Cote d'Azur Were

cougie    pirate
12/06/2008 at 11:43
I think you're thinking too much UIW ! Are you tapering ?

24/06/2008 at 13:39

the results are in

HALL OF FAME (Record holders)

Men:
IM: Multi-parrot Admiral Rosey (9:56) [previous - Rosey; 10:30]
Double IM: ---
Triple IM: Pirate King Blackbeard Candy Ollier (about 55 hours or something)
Deca: ---
Women:
IM: Captain Monique (11:4X) [previous - Monique; 11:5x]
Double IM: ---
Triple IM: ---
Deca: ---

SHIELD HOLDERS (until the next official annual Pirate IM competition - IM France 2008)

Fastest Finisher 145
2008 = Pirate CRAB
2007 = 2nd Mate Mr M
2006 = Admiral Rosey
2005 = Junior Pirate Count

Best Novice 145 - the people's choice vote for most piratey pirate
2008 = Semen Holly-G
2007 = Semen Squishy 
2006 = Semen Ergo
2005 = Semen Barlist

Fastest Chick 3.9
2008 = Admiral Moneaky
2007 = Pirate Mellifera

Not nearly as crap as last year 145
2008 = Pirate CRAB
2007 = 2nd mate Mr M



The Rank system. On a points basis, where only IM distance or longer counts for points. Its not a knitting club. 1 point per IM finish. 1 bonus point for doing the extra hard ones (norseman, lanzarote and [but only if you get in by the honourable route, qualification] hawaii). 2 points for double IM finish. 3 points for Triple, 5 points for Deca. 1 bonus point for every time you win a shield or set a record (above). 1 bonus point for becoming "reasonably competent" (i.e. the first time you crack 12 hours). 1 bonus point for becoming "outstanding" (i.e. the first time you crack 10 hours). -1 point for a DNF (its not a quitting club). Note that if you miss cut off but still finish the course (even if it takes 20 hours) then you still get the point.

ranks

-2 tritalker
-1 plank
0 landlubber
1 scurvey dog
2 seaman
3 junior pirate
4 pirate
5 2nd mate
6 1st mate
7 commander
8 captain
9 admiral
10 admiral (2 parrots)
11 admiral (3 parrots) etc
15 pirate king blackbeard

 The biggest rankers:
Blackbeard: Candy the Almost Unbelievably Great
Admiral: Rosey the OK, RichM the Tiny, IronMike the Ginger, Moneaky the Freaky
1st mate: Barlos the Coach (and erstwhile Banksy)

JD.    pirate
24/06/2008 at 13:47

Le Keg-Killer (M.) A.K.A. FeKK A.K.A. The American KK wrote (see)
So what will my rank be when I DNF at IMF and have -2 points?

Ultra-Ironwolf wrote (see)

you won't DNF again, my little metal friend! 


alas, KK's tritalks problem now.  have you got your login sorted KK?

JD.
24/06/2008 at 13:53
ooh.  below the belt!
JD.    pirate
24/06/2008 at 13:55
candy - what was the benson of the year award about?
JD.
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