Pirate Records, Rankings and Shieldholders

the history book and hall of fame

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M...eldy    pirate
12/07/2010 at 21:50
Def one for the quote wall !!
IronM.in    pirate
12/07/2010 at 22:01
Think I'm a Semen now....
Hope    pirate
13/07/2010 at 05:28
Scurvey Dog!!
JD.    pirate
13/07/2010 at 07:19

ok, update from rosey

Men: IM: Multi-parrot Admiral Rosey 9.42.25 (Roth - non Mdot) or 9.56.04 (IMDE - Mdot)
JD.
JD.    pirate
13/07/2010 at 07:20

http://www.pirateshipoffools.co.uk/?p=400

HALL OF FAME (Record holders) Men:

IM: Multi-parrot Admiral Rosey 9.42.25 (Roth - non Mdot) or 9.56.04 (IMDE - Mdot)
Double IM: First Mate Symes
Triple IM: Pirate King Blackbeard Candy Ollier (about 55 hours or something)
Deca: ---

Women:

IM: Smiley Lady 10:48
Double IM: Captain Monique
Triple IM: ---
Deca: ---

SHIELD HOLDERS (until the next official annual Pirate IM competition)

Fastest Finisher 145
2009 = Funkin
2008 = Pirate CRAB
2007 = 2nd Mate Mr M
2006 = Admiral Rosey
2005 = Junior Pirate Count

Best Novice 145 - the people's choice vote for most piratey pirate
2009 = Happychap
2008 = Semen Holly-G
2007 = Semen Squishy
2006 = Semen Ergo
2005 = Semen Barlist

Fastest Chick 3.9
2009 = Mellifera
2008 = Admiral Moneaky
2007 = Pirate Mellifera

Not nearly as crap as last year 145
2009 = Kanga
2008 = Pirate CRAB
2007 = 2nd mate Mr M

The Rank system.
On a points basis, where only IM distance or longer counts for points. Its not a knitting club. 1 point per IM finish. 1 bonus point for doing the extra hard ones (norseman, lanzarote and [but only if you get in by the honourable route, qualification] hawaii). 2 points for double IM finish. 3 points for Triple, 5 points for Deca. 1 bonus point for every time you win a shield or set a record (above). 1 bonus point for becoming "reasonably competent" (i.e. the first time you crack 12 hours). 1 bonus point for becoming "outstanding" (i.e. the first time you crack 10 hours). -1 point for a DNF (its not a quitting club). Note that if you miss cut off but still finish the course (even if it takes 20 hours) then you still get the point.

Ranks

-2 tritalker
-1 plank
0 landlubber
1 scurvey dog
2 seaman
3 junior pirate
4 pirate
5 2nd mate
6 1st mate
7 commander
8 captain
9 admiral
10 admiral (2 parrots)
11 admiral (3 parrots) etc
15 pirate king blackbeard

The biggest rankers:

Blackbeard: Candy the Almost Unbelievably Great
Admiral: Rosey the OK, RichM the Tiny, IronMike the Ginger
Captain: Moneaky the Freaky
Commander: Barlos the Coach (and erstwhile Banksy)

Edited: 13/07/2010 at 07:22
JD.
M...eldy    pirate
13/07/2010 at 08:02
Considering I started with a -1 ... nearly but not quite as bad as Plum I think I am about to become a Junior Pirate  

its a long time since I was a Junior anything !
kittenkat    pirate
13/07/2010 at 08:30
Junior Pirate
seren nos    pirate
13/07/2010 at 08:36

If I had realised the points system I would have entered the double next year to jump 2 places

M...eldy    pirate
13/07/2010 at 08:46
Not too late to enter the Decca !!!



We are going to have to bow and scrape to Symes this time next year, he will be pirate royalty
Gyraffe    pirate
13/07/2010 at 10:01

Five points for a deca?

M...eldy    pirate
13/07/2010 at 10:01
It should be 10 surely 
13/07/2010 at 11:02

It appears I am aspiring to become Semen.

I guess that's the circle of life or something.

seren nos    pirate
13/07/2010 at 11:05
should be 10 for the deca as what would you have for the 5X one??
Gyraffe    pirate
13/07/2010 at 11:10

Always read the small print people!!

13/07/2010 at 14:09

I seem to be missing Semen?

13/07/2010 at 14:32

I think CRAB is a Commander as well, with 3x IM finishes, 2x Shield, 1x Lanza, 1x Reasonably Competent.

Az U Wear

M...eldy    pirate
13/07/2010 at 14:34
Ooh he is a bit of a sneaky ranker is he not?
Monique    pirate
14/07/2010 at 18:19
I think I'm on 11 points now, lemme see, 2004Austria,2005 Switz. and UK. qualif. for Hawaii. 2006 Germany, 2008 Double and Nice, 2009 Double yes that's 11 I think... I'm dure an upgrade!!
Monique    pirate
14/07/2010 at 18:23

Oh and I got a shield once and broke 12 hours... so that's 13.... Candy you need to "seasonally adjust" the points system otherwise I'll catch you up.

Trogs    pirate
14/07/2010 at 20:30
Happychap wrote (see)

I seem to be missing Semen?

That's cos you're a scurvy dog

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