We just need 100 orders to get your bum tissue embossed.
ha ha, love the pearl necklace
haha .. an unfortunate statement to start a new page with KK
TOTP
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slowerthanilook wrote (see) How about pirate condoms? We could call them "Jolly Rogers"! hahahaha Genius.. In the interests of equality you should probably add ladies hygene products to the range as well ... your standard tampon may mean you can swim or ride a bike .. but with Pirate brand you can do an ironman and still have a minty fresh lady garden
slowerthanilook wrote (see)
How about pirate condoms? We could call them "Jolly Rogers"!
hahahaha Genius..
In the interests of equality you should probably add ladies hygene products to the range as well ... your standard tampon may mean you can swim or ride a bike .. but with Pirate brand you can do an ironman and still have a minty fresh lady garden
Laughed my arse off. They even do a triple pack.