Pirate Toilet Paper

We just need 100 orders to get your bum tissue embossed.

12 messages
IronCat5    pirate
23/05/2012 at 19:58

Shit idea.

Iron Muffin    pirate
23/05/2012 at 20:57

Much better than virtual toilet paper. I tried that this morning on a run and that really was shit.

24/05/2012 at 09:43

How about pirate condoms? We could call them "Jolly Rogers"!
I should be on the Apprentice, me. I'm not just full of shit... i'm made of shit....i'm a great big 15-foot statue of hyberbolic turds!! Can I have a job please Sir Sugar?

Crash Hamster    pirate
24/05/2012 at 10:04

Pirate condoms is a work of genius, but I'd buy the toilet paper too.

24/05/2012 at 11:02

errm - why??

does everything need to be pirate branded??  

some people need to get out more

24/05/2012 at 11:03

I think that's the point trying to be made, FB.

 

24/05/2012 at 11:40
fat buddha wrote (see)

errm - why??

does everything need to be pirate branded??  

some people need to get out more

i can see where you're taking this, FB...... pirate luggage! Genius. I love your work

Plum    pirate
24/05/2012 at 13:24

i HAVE A BOOT, ONLY ONE VOWEL OUT, WILL THAT DO?

Edited: 24/05/2012 at 13:25
Plum    pirate
24/05/2012 at 13:25

Sorry for shouting.......

Slagiatt    pirate
24/05/2012 at 16:20
slowerthanilook wrote (see)

How about pirate condoms? We could call them "Jolly Rogers"!

hahahaha   Genius..  

In  the interests of equality you should probably add ladies hygene products to the range as well ... your standard tampon may mean you can swim or ride a bike .. but with Pirate brand you can do an ironman and still have a minty fresh lady garden

http://s4.runnersworld.co.uk/members/images/643495/gallery/pirate_brand.gif?width=350

 


 

Slagiatt    pirate
24/05/2012 at 16:38

haha .. an unfortunate statement to start a new page with KK 

24/05/2012 at 20:42
Slagiatt wrote (see)
slowerthanilook wrote (see)

How about pirate condoms? We could call them "Jolly Rogers"!

hahahaha   Genius..  

In  the interests of equality you should probably add ladies hygene products to the range as well ... your standard tampon may mean you can swim or ride a bike .. but with Pirate brand you can do an ironman and still have a minty fresh lady garden

http://s4.runnersworld.co.uk/members/images/643495/gallery/pirate_brand.gif?width=350

 


 


Laughed my arse off. They even do a triple pack.


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