We just need 100 orders to get your bum tissue embossed.
And it's SO soft!
But *why* would you *need* your bum tissue to have a Pirate theme/logo? I don't understand?
Shit idea.
Because I can only be 'virtual' now I'm a ghost
Cat5 in the Hat wrote (see)
But that's how Richard Branson started... on the potty.
I quite like the idea, go with it.
Much better than virtual toilet paper. I tried that this morning on a run and that really was shit.
How about pirate condoms? We could call them "Jolly Rogers"!I should be on the Apprentice, me. I'm not just full of shit... i'm made of shit....i'm a great big 15-foot statue of hyberbolic turds!! Can I have a job please Sir Sugar?
Pirate condoms is a work of genius, but I'd buy the toilet paper too.
Ha ha Jolly Rogers, I like it!
errm - why??
does everything need to be pirate branded??
some people need to get out more
I think that's the point trying to be made, FB.
fat buddha wrote (see)
errm - why?? does everything need to be pirate branded?? some people need to get out more
I would if they didn't keep the doors locked!
i can see where you're taking this, FB...... pirate luggage! Genius. I love your work
How about an actualy Pirate, I mean the real thing. Anyone got a boat?
i HAVE A BOOT, ONLY ONE VOWEL OUT, WILL THAT DO?
Sorry for shouting.......
It's ok the radio is playing loudly.
slowerthanilook wrote (see)
How about pirate condoms? We could call them "Jolly Rogers"!
hahahaha Genius..
In the interests of equality you should probably add ladies hygene products to the range as well ... your standard tampon may mean you can swim or ride a bike .. but with Pirate brand you can do an ironman and still have a minty fresh lady garden
