Potential Pirate

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14/02/2014 at 16:51
Dustboy wrote (see)

The Barlos Rule is something to do with witchcraft......

thats funny i was told i had to sleep with him using a bacon lube to become a pirate

still looking to beg , borrow or buy any old kit anyone has available chest 42" waist 32"

Duda the Mutineer    pirate
14/02/2014 at 19:15

Manimal, that because everything is better with Baconlube ask Nursey!

Dustboy    pirate
14/02/2014 at 19:44

Waist 32"? Jeepers, must be a fit bloke with no beer ambition!

14/02/2014 at 20:07

I am partial to the odd pint I will have you know and I guess I'd better give baconlube a go .....can anyone recommend a good baconlube stockist , I've tried Amazon but they dont seem to have it 


Duda the Mutineer    pirate
14/02/2014 at 20:14

You could go straight to the sauce (sp?)


14/02/2014 at 20:20

My god it's real , just found it on eBay  I have lived a sheltered life

Is it wrong that I'm aroused by this 

Edited: 14/02/2014 at 20:21
Dustboy    pirate
14/02/2014 at 21:11

Finish line wet ceramic lube does it for me.....

15/02/2014 at 23:59

Another slightly overweight cake eating, beer drinking  occasional triathlete here who would love to race in pirate colours. I missed the boat for the outlaw half but have signed up for the slateman sprint in May and my first half in September and was wondering whether anyone is / has done this race -The Brutal half any advice or info much appreciated.

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