Potential Pirate

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07/01/2014 at 19:57

Hello, I'm training for the Outlaw Half 2014, and potentially something longer for 2015.

From trawling the forums over the last couple of days i've seen a lot of Pirate posts, and would love to join your gang if you'll have me?

M...eldy    pirate
07/01/2014 at 20:00

Nahhh  .. feck off  

Welcome to the darkside, tell us all your vital statistics and we'll put it to the vote 

07/01/2014 at 23:29

I'm an overweight middle aged man with slightly raised blood pressure, so I thought entering a Half Iron distance tri would be a good idea.

My swimming is appalling, my cycling is slow and ponderous, and my run is a plod at best, but I love it!

Have done a few little tri's, but thought it's now or never to step up to something bigger and better. 

I saw the pirate crew on the TV coverage of last year's Outlaw, and was blown away by the support you showed, so thought "it's a Pirate's life for me".

Dustboy    pirate
07/01/2014 at 23:40

Sounds awfully athletic sort of chap, eh? Might be one of those fit racer types. Can you cycle up hills?

08/01/2014 at 05:40

Pirate Support?......was that Meldys finish line dancing or the exclusive interview i gave about nutrition that blew you away...........


08/01/2014 at 05:40

Oh good i still have festive smileys.....

08/01/2014 at 06:27

Is the dancing compulsory??

Bionic Ironwolf    pirate
08/01/2014 at 06:28

From your description it sounds like you are an ideal pirate recruit! Welcome aboard the ship.

08/01/2014 at 06:35

Thanks Ironwolf, glad to be onboard!

Rafiki    pirate
08/01/2014 at 08:12
Flat Footed wrote (see)

Pirate Support?......was that Meldys finish line dancing or the exclusive interview i gave about nutrition that blew you away...........


Nah, it must have been my insightful comments that convinced him

Cake    pirate
08/01/2014 at 12:30

In case needed http://www.pirateshipoffools.co.uk/

Welcome to the nut house.

08/01/2014 at 13:31

Thanks Cake!

Magna Carter    pirate
08/01/2014 at 13:41
Bobs Your Father wrote (see)

Thanks Cake!

That statement sets you up as a pirate on so many different levels.....

08/01/2014 at 14:48

No more cake...one of my New Year's resolutions. How long's that going to last?

seren nos    pirate
08/01/2014 at 15:24

I think we already have our ship quotas of overweight middle aged men......can't you pretend you are a 20 year old hunk who is looking for an older experienced woman to show you the ropes 

08/01/2014 at 15:28

I can pretend, but it will only lead to disappointment in the end!

08/01/2014 at 15:39

Seren is well used to disappointment round these parts 

The Silent Assassin    pirate
08/01/2014 at 15:44


Is this what you wanted Seren

seren nos    pirate
08/01/2014 at 15:49

that should stop the youngsters running away


08/01/2014 at 20:27
Welcome Bobs. Hope you enjoy. Have you enterd any events yet?
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