'cept my living room doesn't have wind, rain, midges, homicidal drivers, suicidal dogs, tourists who stop in front of me in their hire cars and take my photo, Mr B shouting at me to increase my speed and asking why I let myself be dropped...
Nor does it allow me to have the joy of doing a 'two up' and screaming past an unwary cyclist/moped rider.
Aaah, roll on the spring ...