Xmas in the Gladys household
Gladys, "Do you mind if I have a mince pie, dear?"
Mrs Gladys, "Not at all, I'll get out of your way then"
Gladys, "Sorry?"
Mrs Gladys, "You said you wanted to mince by"
Arf arf. Nod to Harry Enfield Xmas Special for that one.
(Runs away quickly)