Runny nose on my bike

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19/02/2004 at 16:47
A friend had to remove something? once from his shorts whilst in the middle of the world marathon champs, so i guess removing a bit of snot from your nose whilst cycling now seems quite tame?!!!
19/02/2004 at 16:49
[goes white and falls over]
19/02/2004 at 16:51
I were'nt white!!!

Mmmmm???!!
19/02/2004 at 16:55
didn't chikken legs radcliffe once win a race with brown sticky stuff smeared all over her, er, chikken legs?
19/02/2004 at 16:56
barbecue sauce?
19/02/2004 at 16:57
it was more like massala sauce, with extra onions and sweetcorn
19/02/2004 at 16:59
I think it was lunch of some sort though the exact recipe im not to sure?!

Nice though im sure!!
19/02/2004 at 17:18

If you really wanna learn how to clear your nasal passage, play a season of football over at Hackney Marshes, you'll soon learn to clear accurately!

Forward: <nasal clearance>
Defender: That got me you know?
Forward: Yeah, and so?
Defender: <rushes off the pitch .... and returns with kitchen knife, machette, baseball bat, Uzi ....>
19/02/2004 at 17:21
I think after that lot you wont need to worry about nasal clearance!

Or your nose!

Again!

Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19/02/2004 at 22:19
Nostril blow. Mind you with a beard it gets horribly messy if you get it wrong
Bouncing Barlist    pirate
20/02/2004 at 00:59
Good to know im not the only one, and yes my sleeves got a new go faster stripe on it.
20/02/2004 at 15:00
Practice makes perfect with the nostril blow thing, I always had great trouble with it but kept on trying and now it's fine! I do it when I run too...past caring what others think!
20/02/2004 at 15:09
i do it on the tube
20/02/2004 at 15:09
and in the swimming pool
D1
20/02/2004 at 15:10
do you aim for anyone on particular andy?
D1
20/02/2004 at 15:11
(on the tube)
ah - sometimes wondered what that film was on my face in the pool, tried not to think too much about it.
20/02/2004 at 15:17
actually in the pool yesterday i felt a sudden uncontrollable urge to go 'jet powered'....

so i broke my usually perfect form and started kicking the surface around to disguise the bubble eruption (there was some woman following me doing the breast stroke)

mwa ha ha ha
20/02/2004 at 15:19
I'm sure on the tube everyone just pretends they didn't notice - you could literaly get away with murder on them and everyone would turn a blind eye!
20/02/2004 at 15:21
i'm the one who blinded their eyes in the first place, with my pointy tube stick

they pretended not to notice

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