LOL @ JD.
I'm loving the white jeans for bike maintenance in the pic - would always be my 1st choice
and from the article.... some sound advice....
"The pedals and chain are attached to crank arms. You have two, a left and right one"
Ah..... two pedals....... that'll explain why I only ever seen to be able to ride in clockwise circles...... however, I can't find my left chain.... does it look like the right one?