You have no idea.
DEAD MAN WALKING
And for once it's not me!
No, that would be DEAD MAN MINCING
WIll you come on my next ride Gladys?
I hope so! As long as it's on a Sunday, I have loads of notice and is Smiffy flat!
Pirate Ship of Fools
You could shorten that to:
shopping, porn, rubber and lube
However, I'm not sure if that would give the desired effect?
M..o.use wrote (see)
sounds like a selling point to me Mouse
Baconlube
Buns of steel. Eventually. Maybe.........................
swim bike run eat sleep - oh wait, that's been done before, on the IMCH tee shirt?
eat lots, drink lots, repeat
lubed rubber, porn and pain
