triathlon training decreases fertility

a dilemma

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30/06/2009 at 13:45
ouch....
oxymoron    pirate
30/06/2009 at 13:51
sucker!
Imeccentric    pirate
30/06/2009 at 13:54
LIVERBIRD    pirate
30/06/2009 at 14:18
G-Sport wrote (see)

My vasectomy resulted in a lot of pain, firing on one barrel, they think? But not sure which is still firing millions of live rounds.

LOL! Excuse me love - I just need to check which gun is ready to fire!!!!!
I bet a 36cm round head coming out of my va-jay-jay hurt more.......

And I had to do that twice.....

oxymoron    pirate
30/06/2009 at 14:20
LIVERBIRD wrote (see)
G-Sport wrote (see)

And I had to do that twice.....


chose, surely!?
seren nos    pirate
30/06/2009 at 14:24
LIVERBIRD wrote (see)
I bet a 36cm round head coming out of my va-jay-jay hurt more.......

And I had to do that twice.....


only a 36 cm................mine was 39.5 cm
30/06/2009 at 14:26
and you lot reckon us blokes brag about how big ours is???
oxymoron    pirate
30/06/2009 at 14:27
lol!
LIVERBIRD    pirate
30/06/2009 at 14:34

Bloody hell Seren! If average is 34cm, what did you give birth TO????

I think I know why it hurts so much. Bear with me a moment.....

You remember pi from school? Circumference of a circle and all that? Well Pi is roughly 3.142 and if you times that by the 10cm they allow for the cervix to open, you get 31.42cm circumference.

And then poor Seren has to try and squish a 39cm head through a 31cm gap......

Do you see my point?

debbo    pirate
30/06/2009 at 14:39
that's why baby heads are squishable and why epidurals were invented
LIVERBIRD    pirate
30/06/2009 at 14:42

Now I haven't done the full calculations Debbo, but they're not 25% squishable, which is why they tear us to shreds!!!!

Boys and vasectomies - humph!

oxymoron    pirate
30/06/2009 at 14:46

so, you looked at your own body, looked at a baby's head, and thought yep that will work,  then it was awful, so you did it again? genius!

go seek sympathy somewhere else!

seren nos    pirate
30/06/2009 at 14:47

debbo.......

I was in a valleys hospital...............when i asked for an epidural I was told only do them monday to fridays between 9 and 5.............this was saturday morning..............

tear them to shreds............... sounds like a good description......

but then again could it have been that bad as by 3 years later I had had another 2 kids

mellifera    pirate
30/06/2009 at 14:48

just because something is difficult painful and dangerous doesn't mean it isn't worth doing.

i know this bloke that tried the northpole marathon  - TWICE!

seren nos    pirate
30/06/2009 at 14:50
lol
LIVERBIRD    pirate
30/06/2009 at 14:52
oxymoron wrote (see)

so, you looked at your own body, looked at a baby's head, and thought yep that will work,  then it was awful, so you did it again? genius!

go seek sympathy somewhere else!


IM hurts but for some reason they do it again!

Akshully, God put that second baby there! I had nuffink to do with it!!!

Mr LB had just bought himself an Alfa Romeo GTV too and had to sell it immediately and he blamed ME!

mellifera    pirate
30/06/2009 at 14:54
i'm pretty sure that an IM does not hurt as much as childbirth! granted, experiences do vary.
oxymoron    pirate
30/06/2009 at 14:59

i'm sure mon said the mds was worse than childbirth. to be fair, i've never sought sympathy, and i've (quite justifiably) only ever received derision!

although i did rather embarrassingly moan that it was cold, on the north pole dvd.

anyway, back to sperm.....

Bouncing Barlist    pirate
30/06/2009 at 15:01
Im confused, this article doesnt explain why im childless
LIVERBIRD    pirate
30/06/2009 at 15:02
mellifera wrote (see)
i'm pretty sure that an IM does not hurt as much as childbirth! granted, experiences do vary.

I think the net result might still be the same. You are so tired you're prepared to sleep in your own vomit and your nether regions feel like torture!

Not that I'm doing an IM.....

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