triathlon training decreases fertility

a dilemma

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LIVERBIRD    pirate
30/06/2009 at 15:02
mellifera wrote (see)
i'm pretty sure that an IM does not hurt as much as childbirth! granted, experiences do vary.

I think the net result might still be the same. You are so tired you're prepared to sleep in your own vomit and your nether regions feel like torture!

Not that I'm doing an IM.....

seren nos    pirate
30/06/2009 at 15:02
are you sure about that BB
oxymoron    pirate
30/06/2009 at 15:02
you've always used your personality as contraception though havent you?
Bouncing Barlist    pirate
30/06/2009 at 15:05
bastard
mellifera    pirate
30/06/2009 at 15:08

LOL.

oxymoron    pirate
30/06/2009 at 15:08

hahaha!

debbo    pirate
30/06/2009 at 15:26
ha ha ha!

very good Oxy!

anyway, women shouldn't get sympathy for having a baby - it's a choice thing, and there a range of mind-altering and pain-killing drugs available

unless you are foolish enough to live in the welsh valleys

at least you don't have to ride a bike for hours if you want to have a baby
Bionic Ironwolf    pirate
30/06/2009 at 15:29
dear oh dear oh dear oxy, you're thinking of the wrong end! Instead of "less sperm" maybe I should have said "no sperm"!
Edited: 30/06/2009 at 15:30
30/06/2009 at 15:30

..................... unless you happen to live in the welsh valleys

Nam
30/06/2009 at 15:39
As long as you do it every day you're alright apparently... 
Bouncing Barlist    pirate
30/06/2009 at 15:42
thats me fecked then
seren nos    pirate
30/06/2009 at 15:46
but if you do it everyday your more likely to have little girls than little boys
Bouncing Barlist    pirate
30/06/2009 at 15:49
unless youre Michael Jackson
Nam
30/06/2009 at 15:53
Bouncing Barlist wrote (see)
thats me fecked then

they didn't specify that company was a prerequisite...
LIVERBIRD    pirate
30/06/2009 at 16:09
Bouncing Barlist    pirate
30/06/2009 at 16:13
Sounds like a good omen for the battery industry to ride out the down turn
Garr    pirate
30/06/2009 at 16:44

LOL in general at this thread!

Oxy, I was thinking the same as you at the start, and quite horrified for it too!

30/06/2009 at 22:16
Garr wrote (see)

Oxy, I was thinking the same as you at the start, and quite horrified for it too!


me too
oxymoron    pirate
30/06/2009 at 22:58

I'm glad it wasn't just me, when she said about preferring blokes who've had vasectomies, I thought for a moment that she considered herself  the oz clarke of the fellatio world and able to differentiate vasectomized todgers by taste alone.

Sorry IW!

LIVERBIRD    pirate
01/07/2009 at 06:29
"I'm detecting slight undertones of oysters and a lack of tadpoles"
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