Triathlons twice as dangerous as Maras!

Sigh

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27/05/2009 at 11:22
 Well theres been a lot more reported cases of people suffering heart attacks etc whilst playing Football and Rugby so I dont think its related to just running and triathlons.
27/05/2009 at 11:31
So 1.5 people out of 100,000 doing triathlons die of a heart attack, and presumably then, 0.75 out of 100,000 running marathons.

It doesn't say how many fat lazy bastards who do no exercise die out of 100,000, but I'm guessing it's got to be way less than 0.75. So I'm taking no chances... going straight to Greggs for lunch, and then on to Dixons to buy a chav box and a Sky subscription.

Hurrah for informative newspaper reporting!
Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
27/05/2009 at 11:35

Triathlons twice as dangerous as Maras!

Yep my OH will kill me if I spend any more money on kit !!!

27/05/2009 at 11:35

The common link seems to be the heart.

Why not remove the heart and we all become traffic wardens?

Think I have enough there for an article in the mail if I  can show how this will have positive inpact  on house prices

Edited: 27/05/2009 at 11:37
27/05/2009 at 12:35
candy ollier wrote (see)
It doesn't say how many fat lazy bastards who do no exercise die out of 100,000

Sorry candy, but I reckon it's 100,000.

Crash Hamster    pirate
27/05/2009 at 13:21
Yep, one out of every one people will die sooner or later.
27/05/2009 at 13:36
prove it
Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
27/05/2009 at 13:43

Nah Thats only people who go to the dentist

Chavs who live on KFC and MaccyD's live for ever !!!!


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