Gary Fegan wrote (see)
I've sent this to Kona Inspired - I expect you'll win.
I expect so too. I guess I'll have to share some of the prize with you though, seeing as how you did give me the penultimate line.
An Ode to Ironmate
To race an Ironman I willTrain, train, train, never stillSwim and run and ride untilI am ready for the kill
Gary, you know what you must doAnd its really no use for you to argueFor future glory, those sweets you must eschew.CRAB, with your poetry, I feel so outclassedIn your current job I feel you've been miscastAll our former efforts you have surpassed.Min, thats a good effort, but you must get worseKeep churning out more of this terrible verseTo have such a talent is truly a curse.
To get worse is my aim,I clearly need to lower my game
Oh is there a competion?
Pound pound, winter milesThey equate to summer smiles,Wet wet arse, ouch Ive got piles.I stuff chamois cream up my butt.
Splish splish, lengths are clockedBreaststroke mafia lanes are blockedFrom my bonce my goggles knockedTheres chlorine up my nose
Tremble tremble race day dawnsButtocks pop with gaseous yawnsDont stand near me youve been warnedIm cable laying here.
Finish Finish Stumble throughNeed to yak up, need to poo,Need to fart, whoops follow through.And Im an Ironman.
Now that , my friends was ferking genius!
Ironmate McGonagallinspired to write a poem. Please dont copy mine write your own.Iornmate copyright 2005 ©To the floor glue myself like Fegan I must not do if want I to survive
Did you see what I did there?
This I can "wise investment"
I coach you good because more races I've done
Local sprint races is what I have won
Take it from me, my plans are the best
Adaption comes from training, followed by rest
My coaching costs are expensive and my phone time is fleeting
But I'll explain why to you why this programme you're completing
And when lifes in the way and you want to shout "fk it"
I'll turn you around with my golden nugget.
So sign-up now, don't look look around
despite there being better bargains easily found
why go Team Dillion or Team TBB
you know it makes sense to be coached just by me.
Genuis, Candy, pure genuis!
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