What happened to the Ironmate McGonigall thread?

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04/05/2012 at 12:55
<p class="MsoNormal">Ironman my to finish is the goal
Gels I on the bike eat not Dover Sole
Inner my ear my heart pumps like rock n roll
Lots of training equal no sore @rsehole
When I finish the bike leg it’s like parole
If sunny the run use I a parasol

I have to finish and get to t-shirt
Such a long way it’s never a cert
Thirsty I am mouth like a dessert (sic)
Inner my ear my heart pumps like Schubert
Quit I will never cos I is real expert
Here’s a place great to use the word hurt

Line when I get to I will feel great
The sooner I there get the less I’ll be late
To the Finisher’s Tent I will go straight
Myself get food some on a plate
So remember for inspirational quotes it’s Ironmate
For insurance quotes it that pesky meer-kate. (with arguably a better command of the English language and endurance training)

<p class="MsoNormal">Simples

Were you as. 

flyaway    pirate
04/05/2012 at 13:00
Gary Fegan wrote (see)
I've sent this to Kona Inspired - I expect you'll win.

I expect so too. I guess I'll have to share some of the prize with you though, seeing as how you did give me the penultimate line.

Edited: 04/05/2012 at 13:02
IronM.in    pirate
04/05/2012 at 13:13

An Ode to Ironmate

To race an Ironman I will
Train, train, train, never still
Swim and run and ride until
I am ready for the kill

flyaway    pirate
04/05/2012 at 13:24

Gary, you know what you must do
And its really no use for you to argue
For future glory, those sweets you must eschew.
CRAB, with your poetry, I feel so outclassed
In your current job I feel you've been miscast
All our former efforts you have surpassed.
Min, thats a good effort, but you must get worse
Keep churning out more of this terrible verse
To have such a talent is truly a curse.

IronM.in    pirate
04/05/2012 at 13:26

To get worse is my aim,
I clearly need to lower my game

04/05/2012 at 13:29

Oh is there a competion?

Clears throat......

Pound pound, winter miles
They equate to summer smiles,
Wet wet arse, ouch Ive got piles.
I stuff chamois cream up my butt.

Splish splish, lengths are clocked
Breaststroke mafia lanes are blocked
From my bonce my goggles knocked
Theres chlorine up my nose

Tremble tremble race day dawns
Buttocks pop with gaseous yawns
Dont stand near me youve been warned
Im cable laying here.

Finish Finish Stumble through
Need to yak up, need to poo,
Need to fart, whoops follow through.
And Im an Ironman.

04/05/2012 at 13:31

Now that , my friends was ferking genius!

Edited: 04/05/2012 at 13:31
04/05/2012 at 13:48

Ironmate McGonagall
inspired to write a poem.
Please dont copy mine write your own.
Iornmate copyright 2005 ©
To the floor glue myself like Fegan I must not do if want I to survive

Did you see what I did there?

04/05/2012 at 14:13

This I can "wise investment"

I coach you good because more races I've done

Local sprint races is what I have won

Take it from me, my plans are the best

Adaption comes from training, followed by rest

My coaching costs are expensive and my phone time is fleeting

But I'll explain why to you why this programme you're completing

And when lifes in the way and you want to shout "fk it"

I'll turn you around with my golden nugget.

So sign-up now, don't look look around

despite there being better bargains easily found

why go Team Dillion or Team TBB

you know it makes sense to be coached just by me.

IronM.in    pirate
04/05/2012 at 14:13

Genuis, Candy, pure genuis!

Blisters    pirate
26/01/2014 at 20:58

Thanks for the insurrection, this has been mort for so long it needs to have a res-erection, for more inspection.

Let's have more direction!

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