What happened to the Ironmate McGonigall thread?

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02/05/2012 at 20:17
I was looking forward to my hilarious "poetry" fix.... and NOTHING!

It's political correctness gone mad, I tells ya
M...eldy    pirate
02/05/2012 at 20:33
I think you could think of a rhyme or two ???
Hope    pirate
02/05/2012 at 20:37
There once was a Pirate called Candy....
M...eldy    pirate
02/05/2012 at 20:39
.......Who on a Friday became Mandy
Hope    pirate
02/05/2012 at 20:42

...She hitched up her skirt

Hope    pirate
02/05/2012 at 20:46
...such a terrible flirt...
02/05/2012 at 21:00
.... and made Barley go all giddy.......
Hope    pirate
02/05/2012 at 21:08
03/05/2012 at 07:39
Dave The Ex- Spartan wrote (see)
.... and made Barley go all giddy.......

And made Barley go all randy 
03/05/2012 at 13:11
Not that up on McGonigall Eh Schmunks ????
03/05/2012 at 15:04

Phew!

http://www.ironmate.co.uk/Sporting-poems.htm

On the last Sabbath Day of 1899
I did very hard pedal to get the medal
But the pain I will remember for quite some time

03/05/2012 at 15:30

1879.  Sorry.  I was close though!

03/05/2012 at 17:19
'I entered on line and paid by credit card In my mind I do train??hard if I don???t finish I will be mentally scarred.' There's irony, man that the next line is a cycleshoe in for retard* But I guess uttering that makes me an uttering bastxxx As you where. * unless the last line is a typo for scared - which based on previous I wouldn't be confident of ruling out.
03/05/2012 at 17:29
Fckn up the formatting and giving you a blank box on selecting 'Edit' If that's bleedin progress then I just don't geddit And you can tell whoever released it I said it Is you were.
03/05/2012 at 17:52

ah - memories of a Private Eye cartoon from the Wapping era

"new technology baffles pissed old hack"

03/05/2012 at 19:00
My heart is thumping so loud i can hear my heart in my inner ear.
03/05/2012 at 22:01

This thread makes me happy.

See?

flyaway    pirate
04/05/2012 at 09:25

I like the comforting advice to Novices that:

"Mark has competed in over 42o triathlons in 29 seasons but still remembers his heart beating in his chest when he was waiting to start."

04/05/2012 at 09:30

And of course the sage advice not to neglect your career.  Or school.

I could be better if I worked part time
But seconds thought I can afford a bike that it mine.

flyaway    pirate
04/05/2012 at 09:38

Well, I guess you cant expect him to have the time to learn to write as well as:

- winning a triathlon outright in the morning and finishing 2nd in another triathlon in the afternoon!
- 1,000 Push ups (Press ups) in 28 minutes.

And, most impressive (if not slightly baffling):
- Pizza eating completion winner!

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